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Old 06-23-05, 10:14 PM
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Bike bumper stickers

I know you can't, but if you could-what would you say?

"I'm slow but I'm pollution free"

"Back off or I'll blow snot on your car"

"I'm slow but I'm good looking"

"My other car is a Bianchi too"
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Old 06-23-05, 10:30 PM
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Old 06-23-05, 11:37 PM
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"10,000 MPG"
"I'm The Motor"
"Take This, Osama"
"Take This, Bush"


etc.

Good one I think, if you can come up with saying that won't alienate the cagers, but rather get them thinking.
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Old 06-23-05, 11:50 PM
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Saw this one on a recumbent:
"My other bike is a bike"
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Old 06-24-05, 09:42 AM
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Old 06-24-05, 10:03 AM
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Old 06-24-05, 10:31 AM
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Old 06-24-05, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by lilHinault
"10,000 MPG"
"I'm The Motor"
"Take This, Osama"
"Take This, Bush"


etc.

Good one I think, if you can come up with saying that won't alienate the cagers, but rather get them thinking.
I get about 950 MPG equivalent Gasoline ~ 31,000 kcal per gallon and I burn around 32 kcal per mile on my morning commute. I thought about making a t-shirt that says " I get 950 MPG how about you?"
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Old 06-24-05, 10:38 AM
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One less car.
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Old 06-24-05, 10:40 AM
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Old 06-24-05, 11:12 AM
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Honk if you bike for sex in my other car which is a bike.

Your karma hit my dogma while it was chasing my bike, ma!

Thinking of asking me about my grandchildren visualizing whirled peas is patriotic.
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Old 06-24-05, 03:17 PM
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Keep back 500 feet.

Warning !! Uncontained nuclear waste !!

If you can read this move over 15 feet to your left.

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That SUV makes you look fat!
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Old 06-24-05, 05:35 PM
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Old 06-24-05, 07:45 PM
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