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"Two men walk into a b̶i̶k̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶r̶ CYCLIST BAR..."

Old 12-05-20, 12:39 PM
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"Two men walk into a b̶i̶k̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶r̶ CYCLIST BAR..."


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Old 12-05-20, 12:49 PM
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Sons of Shimano - one of the most ruthless and brutal gangs out there. Stay away from those guys.

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Old 12-05-20, 01:40 PM
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Dang "oil burners!"
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That was GREAT
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Unlike 99% of the videos to get posted here, that was totally worth watching.
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Old 12-05-20, 02:33 PM
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Unlike 99% of the videos to get posted here, that was totally worth watching.
My son sent it to me and I knew most of you would enjoy a good laugh at ourselves... even though none of use are like that
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An oldie but goodie. NSFW!

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Old 12-05-20, 04:47 PM
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I remember my ex mother-in-law telling me that The Simpsons was a terrible show -- stupid, not funny, etc. I asked her "how many times have you watched it?"

Her reply was, "Oh, I've never seen it. I wouldn't watch something so stupid."
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Originally Posted by Koyote View Post
I remember my ex mother-in-law telling me that The Simpsons was a terrible show -- stupid, not funny, etc. I asked her "how many times have you watched it?"

Her reply was, "Oh, I've never seen it. I wouldn't watch something so stupid."
What about Family Guy?

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Old 12-05-20, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Koyote View Post
I remember my ex mother-in-law telling me that The Simpsons was a terrible show -- stupid, not funny, etc. I asked her "how many times have you watched it?"

Her reply was, "Oh, I've never seen it. I wouldn't watch something so stupid."
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What about Family Guy?
Family Guy is good, too.

Fortunately, I haven't had to deal with the ex-mother in law in about 18 years.
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Old 12-05-20, 08:43 PM
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"& ummm it'sa good way to stay in shape"
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Family Guy is good, too.

Fortunately, I haven't had to deal with the ex-mother in law in about 18 years.

Ex in-laws being ex is the one unadulterated benefit of divorce.
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Lots of visual gags in the Simpsons bit, wish the video were higher res.
  • Every chair has a bottle cage on the side
  • The bar seats are saddles
  • Multiple cyclists have GoPros attached to their helmets
  • A bit more obvious, but the bars going through helmets hung on the walls to look like devil skulls were a nice touch
  • Also hanging on the wall are two floor pumps crossed in an X
  • The pole that they crash into at the end has a Share the Road sign
  • I didn't see any disc brake bikes
Obviously, bike computers being much sturdier than phones would ruin the Pee-Wee's Big Adventure homage / dominoes trope, but they got some good one-liners out of it.
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Old 12-06-20, 05:40 AM
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That was great! Was that bar in Shelbyville?
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Old 12-07-20, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by indyfabz View Post
The type that give cyclist a bad name.
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Originally Posted by rydabent View Post
The type that give cyclist a bad name.
Takes one to know one. And didn't your mommy tell you to keep quiet if you can't say anything nice? I am sure she yelled it down to you in the basement.
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Originally Posted by indyfabz View Post
Takes one to know one. And didn't your mommy tell you to keep quiet if you can't say anything nice? I am sure she yelled it down to you in the basement.
How wrong you are on many levels. Im 82 and my mother passed away 50 years ago. How about YOU saying something nice???
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I kept thinking "decent call outs to cyclist slang, but why are they calling them 'oil burners' instead of 'cagers'?"
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I kept thinking "decent call outs to cyclist slang, but why are they calling them 'oil burners' instead of 'cagers'?"
Cuz "oil burners" is funnier. It's a comedy bit, not a documentary.
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How about YOU saying something nice???
Just taking a page out of your book.

BTW...The video I posted is satire. Obviously.
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Originally Posted by rydabent View Post
The type that give cyclist a bad name.
That is the point, it's satire. it's funny, you're supposed to laugh at absurd stereotypes because it's silly.
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So why has no one marketed a "Sons of Shimano" line of apparel? Too many license approvals?
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How wrong you are on many levels. Im 82 and my mother passed away 50 years ago. How about YOU saying something nice???
We had a cat who's mother died before it was weaned. It was never right in the head.
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