OK... would you?
 

Wear this jersey?

https://i.imgur.com/cg4ZyDU.jpg

No.

No. Why would anyone?

I'd feel the need to put a jersey on over that jersey.

um. no

Looks like your guts would spill out if you unzipped lol.

nope, nada, nine...

Agreed, so why would anyone even make it.

that's some kind of creepy

Are there matching shorts?

LOL! Easily the best reply.

maybe if it had more hair....

Throw some nipple rings on it and maybe.

I ride shirtless in good weather so am already doing it :thumb:

They were giving those away at the recumbent store last week. They were all gone in less than an hour.

Needs more contour lines and sixpack. Maybe change the hue to green while we're at it.

I've always thought that men are absolutely disgusting, and that it must be a part of God's punishment of Eve that women are attracted to us. It is completely unexplainable that some men, or actually anyone at all, find men attractive in any way whatsoever.

I wish I could unsee that.

No, it wouldn't fit.

No. Looks like you had a C-section that went horribly wrong.

Be nice.

You win Bikeforums for the entire month.

Recumbents are inanimate objects – they have no feelings.

No.

Why ??...because there are many obnoxious cyclists out there who are willing to wear silly outfits just to stir things up and create controversy..