that used to happen to me when I went to cheers

i get the "ayeeeeeeeeee" anywhere I'd go when ever I wear the leather jacket.

I'm in the ER & flat out on a X-Ray table with a pretty good head injury.
Radiographer calmly states "this is a difficult x-ray and might take more than one shot"

I replied "then why don't you go get me somebody that can do it right first time"

She's about to reply, when the department Superintendent calls from the doorway "Hi Barry, (laughing) what brings you in today !"
Radiographer's face was a picture and she whispered.. "you know the Super, I can do it first time" and she DID.

What she didn't know, was I serviced the X-Ray equipment in just about every London hospital.
Last thing I needed was more head X-Rays.

Barry

I enjoy the ones when I'm standing in line at the grocery, behind the lady, with her kid staring at me. She looks at the kid and then back at me, then clutches her kid tightly. Yeah, I'm going to take your kid, lady.

in this day & age, wtf wants a resource absorbing cesspool generator?