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Old 05-06-21, 03:27 PM
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I will say for myself, I have bikes that cost me $1000 and can perform way above my level. As well as guitars that are about the same. I think it's OK to play TDF rider and pretend Van Halen, it's all good!
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Originally Posted by unterhausen View Post
I think this is your first mistake, trying to divine someone else's motivations by just watching them. Do you watch a speeding motorist and think they want to be in the Indianapolis 500?
Imagine picking up some feminine products for someone in desperate need & the OP happens to catch a glimpse at your checkout purchases going over the scanner.
Enter the judgement zone.
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Originally Posted by aplcr0331 View Post
OP;
Where are the threads where the eating disorder crowd is jeering the people on their Surly's with flip flops and acid wash Levi jean shorts riding to the Fresh Market?
WT* is the "eating disorder crowd"?
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Originally Posted by Reflector Guy View Post
Kauffman Stadium? That's what all the young whippersnappers call Royals Stadium!

Now, where did I leave my John Cougar cassettes....
I'd hate to derail such a valuable thread but I will die on this hill: John Cougar Mellencamp is a poor man's Bruce Springsteen.
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John Cougar Mellencamp is a poor man's Bruce Springsteen.
That's an insult to poor men.
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What? Are you mad because they may have money or is it the better bike or is it better clothing or are they just faster than you? Who the heck cares where what you want ride a nice bike and enjoy the heck out of life. If you want to sprint to the light go for it, if you want to ride slow and look at tulips, why the f not. Do whatever you want so long as it doesn't harm others.
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The OP just needs to understand that it is not necessary for him to understand.
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Originally Posted by UCantTouchThis View Post
I will say for myself, I have bikes that cost me $1000 and can perform way above my level. As well as guitars that are about the same. I think it's OK to play TDF rider and pretend Van Halen, it's all good!
I need 2 videos sir;

1. You playing (attempting?) Eruption.
2. You and your wife "dropping" BF forums "roadies"

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WT* is the "eating disorder crowd"?
You know...skinny roadies on their carbon "fibre" pretend bikes who all think they're Lance Armstrong Sepp Kuss.
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Even where I live, winter is over. So why are we still getting threads like this? Shouldn't the doofus-types be out riding?
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We need to get kids back in the classroom -- the quality of troll school graduates has really declined with remote learning.
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Originally Posted by Koyote View Post
Even where I live, winter is over. So why are we still getting threads like this? Shouldn't the doofus-types be out riding?
winter came back & added high winds. It'll tease with 3 days of spring like weather then back to ice cold & windy grey skys.
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They make bikes under $1000? My custom skinsuit cost that much.

Learn something new every day.
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Originally Posted by veganbikes View Post
What? Are you mad because they may have money or is it the better bike or is it better clothing or are they just faster than you? Who the heck cares where what you want ride a nice bike and enjoy the heck out of life. If you want to sprint to the light go for it, if you want to ride slow and look at tulips, why the f not. Do whatever you want so long as it doesn't harm others.

For the record, I'm against butt-chugging even if it doesn't harm others.
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Originally Posted by tomato coupe View Post
We need to get kids back in the classroom -- the quality of troll school graduates has really declined with remote learning.
The tri semester cost is way higher than it has ever been. parents have to sell a lot more memes to afford sending there tax credits to such schooling.
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Originally Posted by aplcr0331 View Post
I need 2 videos sir;

1. You playing (attempting?) Eruption.
2. You and your wife "dropping" BF forums "roadies"



I have #2 but as far as #1, how about "You Really Got me"? I did say PRETEND Van Halen.
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Tour de France - type riders who are also Van Halen - type guitarists are fine. It's those Liege-Bastogne-Liege - type riders who are also Yngvie Malmsteen - type guitarists that really bother me a great deal. With their scalloped top tubes...

Last edited by growlerdinky; 05-06-21 at 05:02 PM. Reason: Yngvie Malmsteen plays Fender Stratocasters with scallopped frets. I just wanted to throw that in there.
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Originally Posted by ksryder View Post
I'd hate to derail such a valuable thread but I will die on this hill: John Cougar Mellencamp is a poor man's Bruce Springsteen.
How does Bob Seger figure into that?
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......and ride bikes that cost more than grand.......
More than $1,000?

Thatís insane.








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Originally Posted by aplcr0331 View Post
Pie?




Too late...I've already eaten them (yes ALL of them). "Go ride your plastic bike you skinny ****" and "Get on the sidewalk Lance!" /channeling the op
PLASTIC BIKE!!!!!!! Those are fighting words!




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Originally Posted by jamesdak View Post
PLASTIC BIKE!!!!!!! Those are fighting words!




where/what LBS is this?
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Originally Posted by PimpMan View Post
I call them "wanna be tour de-france riders" i see every day a few who dress fancy expensive riding clothes and ride bikes that cost more than grand and ride as if they trying to set world record in speed, (often are running trough red light).

They all are skinny and probably would be fast riding any bike, but when they invest in lighter bikes this get's them even faster.

Never understood this what this riders are all about, are they try to set world record in speed or something, i doubt that they ever will participating in any cycling sport events.

I know there's such thing as bicycle industry and marketing that popularize this, e.g. fishing industry for example and if you go to fishing store you see thousands of lures, hooks, and different types fancy rods when in reality do you really need to make it so complicated to catch a fish?

I know this is also some kind of popularized thing, but what is it all about?

Can anyone who is bilingual translate this into English for me?
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Mario Andretti won the Indy 500 in 1969, and spent the next few decades trying for a second. Never happened.

​​​​​Speaking of Mario, I'd do that two-man Indycar experience with an ancient Mario at the wheel in a heartbeat. What a way to go, huh?

Thought you'd like to know.
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Originally Posted by ksryder View Post
I like how in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty one there are still people whose first go-to insult for anyone in Lycra is "LANCE!!!!111!!!" even though he hasn't been relevant in over a decade.
Hmm, I usually yell out "Hey Eddy"
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Originally Posted by Paul Barnard View Post
Can anyone who is bilingual translate this into English for me?

I can summarise-- guy who can barely write thinks he's clever as he complains about people who spend money to ride fast but not race. This confuses him for reasons.
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