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Old 05-07-21, 07:16 AM
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More than $1,000?

That’s insane.








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Surely the guy misplaced a decimal; that should probably say $10,000. Bikes below $5000 I just throw into the ditch to give the vines something to grow upon. Doesn't everyone?

He actually didn't say "$1,000", he said "more than grand". I think he was asserting it would cost you a grand piano plus.
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How does Bob Seger figure into that?
Bob Seger is his own thing however his own thing happens to be harmless dad who smoked a joint once at a party in 1973 and refers to that as his really wild and out of control days.
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I've always wondered if there are people who are rabid Mellencamp fans. Like they own every bit of merchandise and bootlegs, and follow him around on tour. I'm just curious if those people exist. Same goes for bands like Huey Lewis and the News or any of those really mediocre radio rock bands.

A lot of older, financially stable women love that John. Call themselves Cougars. Then there’s the set of fans that celebrate his entire collected works. They’re called Mellenheads. For obvious reasons.
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I've always wondered if there are people who are rabid Mellencamp fans. Like they own every bit of merchandise and bootlegs, and follow him around on tour. I'm just curious if those people exist. Same goes for bands like Huey Lewis and the News or any of those really mediocre radio rock bands.
If the fact the "The Big Bang Theory" lasted 12 seasons taught us anything it's to never underestimate the appeal of aggressive mediocrity.

On a related dad rock hill I'm prepared to die on: Lenny Kravitz is a poor man's Stevie Ray Vaughn is a poor man's Eric Clapton is a poor man's Jimi Hendrix.

(Ok I'm mostly kidding about the Clapton part).
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Originally Posted by ksryder View Post
If the fact the "The Big Bang Theory" lasted 12 seasons taught us anything it's to never underestimate the appeal of aggressive mediocrity.

On a related dad rock hill I'm prepared to die on: Lenny Kravitz is a poor man's Stevie Ray Vaughn is a poor man's Eric Clapton is a poor man's Jimi Hendrix.

(Ok I'm mostly kidding about the Clapton part).

OK, but if all of them were alive and at their physical primes, which one would win a bike race?

And have you ever seen the Big Bang Theory scenes on YouTube with the laugh track edited out? You can't even figure out which parts are supposed to be the jokes. It's all bland insults.
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A lot of older, financially stable women love that John. Call themselves Cougars. Then there’s the set of fans that celebrate his entire collected works. They’re called Mellenheads. For obvious reasons.
I'm probably alone in the world for thinking this way, but I get annoyed when the display on the car radio calls him "John Mellencamp" when it plays one of his older songs like "Hurts So Good", when he was still John Cougar. Heck, even a brand-new CD still calls him John Cougar to this day! So because I am old and stubborn I still call him John Cougar even when I hear his newer stuff. And I still call the ballpark in KC "Royals Stadium".

Now, get off my lawn!
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Golf is about social networking as much as it's a game. Bicycling has some of that, but golf has attributes that make it really suitable for the purpose. Let's be serious, all high-end sporting equipment can be used for status symbol purposes, so golfing with expensive equipment at the finest course makes a very strong status statement. Also, the nature of the competition is not physically exhausting, so you can "play hard" and keep talking the whole time. You get super-competitive in a biking activity, and the social interaction drops to nothing. Finally, it's a heck of a lot easier to get sloshed while golfing.

Hunting used to be used in this way among the wealthy, but that's problematic with the killing, guts and blood stuff. Also, getting sloshed while shooting is a bit nerve-racking.
My point was that like a lot of equipment based sports, having the means dictates the level of equipment and golf is the most over-the-top equipment based sport I can think of where the less skill and the more means drives a continual upgrade investment level; the more you suck, the more you spend.

Higher skilled golfers I know are not constantly upgrading, and it is not uncommon to find a 5-10 year old club in their bag that just works right for them.

And on top of that you can’t even hit a ball without paying money.

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Originally Posted by seypat View Post
How does Bob Seger figure into that?
Bob Seger is the Jackson Browne of John Cougar Mellenkamps.
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Originally Posted by livedarklions View Post
OK, but if all of them were alive and at their physical primes, which one would win a bike race?

And have you ever seen the Big Bang Theory scenes on YouTube with the laugh track edited out? You can't even figure out which parts are supposed to be the jokes. It's all bland insults.
Kravitz probably, pretty sure the rest were drunk and high in their primes.

BBT is what dumb people think smart people sound like.
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My point was that like a lot of equipment based sports, having the means dictates the level of equipment and golf is the most over-the-top equipment based sport I can think of where the less skill and the more means drives a continual upgrade investment level; the more you suck, the more you spend.

Higher skilled golfers I know are not constantly upgrading, and it is not uncommon to find a 5-10 year old club in their bag that just works right for them.

And on top of that you can’t even hit a ball without paying money.

John

Totally, I was just explaining my theory, not disagreeing with you.
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Originally Posted by ksryder View Post
Kravitz probably, pretty sure the rest were drunk and high in their primes.

BBT is what dumb people think smart people sound like.

I can think of someone who fits that description better, but I'd be told to take it to P&R. But yeah, they bear no resemblance to any real physicists and they don't even get "nerd culture" right.
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OP should have just said, "I don't understand anyone different from me" and stopped there.
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I'm probably alone in the world for thinking this way, but I get annoyed when the display on the car radio calls him "John Mellencamp" when it plays one of his older songs like "Hurts So Good", when he was still John Cougar. Heck, even a brand-new CD still calls him John Cougar to this day! So because I am old and stubborn I still call him John Cougar even when I hear his newer stuff. And I still call the ballpark in KC "Royals Stadium".

Now, get off my lawn!
Kauffman set things up so that it would be really, really hard for any subsequent owners to move the Royals to a different market, so we're all mostly OK with calling it Kauffman stadium. Plus it's been like 30 years since they started calling it that so, you know...

Anyway sorry about your lawn but my dog had to go and I forgot to grab the poo bags. Catch me if you can!
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Originally Posted by ksryder View Post
If the fact the "The Big Bang Theory" lasted 12 seasons taught us anything it's to never underestimate the appeal of aggressive mediocrity.

On a related dad rock hill I'm prepared to die on: Lenny Kravitz is a poor man's Stevie Ray Vaughn is a poor man's Eric Clapton is a poor man's Jimi Hendrix.

(Ok I'm mostly kidding about the Clapton part).
I saw Clapton back in the late 80's. He had the misfortune of having to follow Buckwheat Zydeco. Once you've witnessed the legend that was Buckwheat Zydeco, every other performer is kind of dull and bland.(GWAR being the exception)

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My point was that like a lot of equipment based sports, having the means dictates the level of equipment and golf is the most over-the-top equipment based sport I can think of where the less skill and the more means drives a continual upgrade investment level; the more you suck, the more you spend.

Higher skilled golfers I know are not constantly upgrading, and it is not uncommon to find a 5-10 year old club in their bag that just works right for them.

And on top of that you can’t even hit a ball without paying money.

John
A major equipment change has killed many a professional golfer's career.
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Kauffman set things up so that it would be really, really hard for any subsequent owners to move the Royals to a different market, so we're all mostly OK with calling it Kauffman stadium.
The opposite side to that story would be if we had a "Reinsdorf Stadium" here in Chicago.... Even the most die-hard of lifelong fans would absolutely hate the name!
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Originally Posted by livedarklions View Post
Totally, I was just explaining my theory, not disagreeing with you.
I agree with you 100%. I guess the one strand that can tie back to the OP is that those with the means usually buy higher quality. The difference with cycling is “usually” the person needs ability to ride expensive lightweight bikes fast.

I used “usually” because with the advancement of e-bikes, ability is greatly diminished. As they become lighter and more stealthy, having the means and the technology, you won’t need to train to be fast.

That is the OP’s answer. Get a better job, make more money, buy an expensive e-bike and ride just as fast, or slow, as you want while looking however you want.

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A lot of older, financially stable women love that John. Call themselves Cougars. Then there’s the set of fans that celebrate his entire collected works. They’re called Mellenheads. For obvious reasons.
My wife has a childhood friend who is a well known Ophthalmologist, she travels (pre-Covid) around the country giving talks and has done some important research in the field. She's married to another Doctor...you know the drill their life is like a sitcom...nannies, multiple homes, etc. Well this lady is a HUGE fan of Hall and Oates. I mean...on a level like young girls were into Duran Duran or NKOTB...like screaming out loud at their concerts and ****. It whackadoodle.

If someone is performing...there's someone out their absolutely *worshipping* them.
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Originally Posted by noimagination View Post
Four pages!

OP got us good - gold star for him/her.
I blame it all on 'the creeping cost of entry to our favourite sport'. It is high time that we 'bikers' took 'biking' back from Big Bike. Heavier bikes for all, say I; one gets a better workout, and can wear 'ordinary' clothes while waving and dinging one's bell (stop laughing, you in the back!).
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If the fact the "The Big Bang Theory" lasted 12 seasons taught us anything it's to never underestimate the appeal of aggressive mediocrity.

On a related dad rock hill I'm prepared to die on: Lenny Kravitz is a poor man's Stevie Ray Vaughn is a poor man's Eric Clapton is a poor man's Jimi Hendrix.

(Ok I'm mostly kidding about the Clapton part).
BTW, why doesn't Jeff Healey ever get mentioned in the same breath with this crowd?

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I saw Clapton back in the late 80's. He had the misfortune of having to follow Buckwheat Zydeco. Once you've witnessed the legend that was Buckwheat Zydeco, every other performer is kind of dull and bland.(GWAR being the exception)
I saw Clapton once in the '80s, too. They did "Layla" for the encore, and it sounded out-of-tune. Not being very musical, I made sure to read the newspaper review the next day, which noted the same thing - confirmation!

Later, I got into the blues very deeply, and realized that there are LOTS of guitarists who put Clapton to shame.
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BTW, why doesn't Jeff Healy ever get mentioned in the same breath with this crowd?
Because no one's seen "Road House"?
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Originally Posted by krakhaus View Post
I've always wondered if there are people who are rabid Mellencamp fans. Like they own every bit of merchandise and bootlegs, and follow him around on tour. I'm just curious if those people exist. Same goes for bands like Huey Lewis and the News or any of those really mediocre radio rock bands.
I must say that I had the same impression about Huey Lewis until them them live two times in the late 80’s. KILLER live band. Tons of respect for them after that, though I still can’t listen to the albums.

But I am not collecting bootlegs or going on tour with them.
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I used “usually” because with the advancement of e-bikes, ability is greatly diminished. As they become lighter and more stealthy, having the means and the technology, you won’t need to train to be fast.
That would give you a lot more time to watch the Big Bang Theory, which is what I imagine the E-bike crowd doing in their off time.
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