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Has anyone ever married their bike?

Old 10-21-21, 07:20 PM
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Has anyone ever married their bike?

Part FOO, Part General Cycling discussion.

You know how some, very few, will marry their cat or dog, or parrot.

We've heard those stories before. Now, has anyone ever tried to marry a bike?

It's an out there question, true. But, it is close to Hallowe'en
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Old 10-21-21, 07:23 PM
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Did you fall and hit your head or something?
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Old 10-21-21, 07:24 PM
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Old 10-21-21, 07:25 PM
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Hell no, I would only be able to have one bike then! LOL
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Old 10-21-21, 07:27 PM
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Hell no, I would only be able to have one bike then! LOL
Not if you became a FLDS.
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Old 10-21-21, 07:54 PM
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They may be fun to ride, but terrible partners. Sometimes they can get wheely, wheely cranky and chain you down. I knew one that always had a bottle or two on it, and was hard to handle at the bars. One got jealous once and tried to frame me. The whole relationship got derailed. I guess those are the brakes, but I don't want to be saddled with that again,

My brain hurts.
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Old 10-21-21, 07:55 PM
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And it's still only October. Looks like it's going to be a long winter.
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Old 10-21-21, 08:08 PM
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Old 10-21-21, 08:11 PM
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A very strange question, but considering some dudes actually make love to their vehicles tail pipes, I would say anything’s possible. Don’t believe me? Look it up. Better yet, don’t.

Probably more people marry steel bikes, because as we all know, “steel is real”.
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Old 10-21-21, 08:20 PM
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I love my bike but c'mon, Man!
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Old 10-21-21, 08:47 PM
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There are other forums that cater to fantasies like this. But not here.

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