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Old 05-07-24, 01:30 PM
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This again? 🥱
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now if that is the same person during the same time, what a time we live in!
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I used to look like E-bike guy, now I look like road bike guy but with bigger arms and a lot less hair. Gravel guy needs to put down the beer.
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I’m fluffy.
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Originally Posted by Troul
now if that is the same person during the same time, what a time we live in!
Itís a trite meme the OP must have stumbled upon and thought he could get some mileage out of.

*thud*
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I'm surprised this is still up. Podium Girls are long gone, Lampre Man as well.
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Originally Posted by indyfabz
Itís a trite meme the OP must have stumbled upon and thought he could get some mileage out of.

*thud*
Mileage ? I know that I'm old, fat, and stoopid but it still hurts when I don't know WTF someone is taking about.

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Originally Posted by Steel Charlie
Mileage ? I know that I'm old, fat, and stoopid but it still hurts when I don't know WTF someone is taking about.
Pro tip: Donít follow one fail with another.
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Where's the touring bike guy? I'd stick him/her between the roadie and the MTB guy.

And what about the track/velo racer? Instead of the big gut you're going to have to flip him/her upside down and show the well-developed "super thighs."
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Originally Posted by skidder
And what about the track/velo racer? Instead of the big gut you're going to have to flip him/her upside down and show the well-developed "super thighs."
I used to go to the T-Town track once or twice a year for road rides and/or swap meets. One time there was a rider wearing a Penn State kit. Her thighs were scary huge. She looked mutated. I had a hard time imagining her being able to walk normally.
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Ha. Indoor cyclist here.
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Hey... I resemble that remark!

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Originally Posted by indyfabz
Pro tip: Donít follow one fail with another.

See. You did it again
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Originally Posted by Steel Charlie
See. You did it again
Like shooting fish in a barrel, apparently.
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Originally Posted by shelbyfv
I'm surprised this is still up. Podium Girls are long gone, Lampre Man as well.
Polish Team too.
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Like shooting fish in a barrel, apparently.
Your cruelty is simply overwhelming
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Originally Posted by Steel Charlie
Your cruelty is simply overwhelming
Oh. I get it. You're trying to be sarcastic instead of acknowledging that you thought you had come up with something novel but had really exhumed a necro-meme that isn't funny.
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Hey Indy, if you don't like the thread you could have just kept on moving until you found one you like better.
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Originally Posted by Reynolds
Polish Team too.
even my Kalkhoff girl gets removed as 'irrelevant to the discussion' these days. Fully clothed and she even kept her hat on.



if sexy legs are not a part of cycling's benefits, then:

it's one, two, three what are we cycling for
don't ask me I don't give a dam, next stop is Stravaland
and it's five, six, seven calibrate your power meter
this ain't no time to question why, whooopee
the mods rule this site.


I miss the days when tan lines were just as important as KOMs and town line sprints.
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Originally Posted by Wildwood
even my Kalkhoff girl gets removed as 'irrelevant to the discussion' these days. Fully clothed and she even kept her hat on.



if sexy legs are not a part of cycling's benefits, then:

it's one, two, three what are we cycling for
don't ask me I don't give a dam, next stop is Stravaland
and it's five, six, seven calibrate your power meter
this ain't no time to question why, whooopee
the mods rule this site.


I miss the days when tan line were just as important as KOMs and town line sprints.
How said is it that I know all the original lyrics to that song?
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Originally Posted by Wildwood

I miss the days when tan line were just as important as KOMs and town line sprints.
Amen! I remember when I was so proud of mine.

After I spent almost 4 months on a tour, I rode to the beach with some friends. I took off my shirt and was wearing swim trunks that were not long. Three young women laughed at my stark tan lines. (Imagine a human black and white cookie.) I didnít give a damn. I was proud of the lines I had earned.
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Originally Posted by shelbyfv
Anyone else find it weird that fat shaming is now condoned on BF?
I find it weird that we are supposed to pretend that guys who can't see their own belt buckle when they look down, or women who are obviously morbidly obese, are normal and attractive, when fifty years ago slender was a prerequisite for handsome and beautiful. Wtf happened to our culture? Or is that a question for Politics and Religion? Is obesity a political statement? Is food a new religion? Did someone hold all the fat people down, put a funnel in their mouths, and shove food down their throats with a stick? I don't think so.
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Originally Posted by Trakhak
How said is it that I know all the original lyrics to that song?


Back in Ď01 I took a ride to the festival site during a long weekend cycling event based in Port Jervis, NY. Pretty neat. I hear there has been a lot of development up there since then.
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