Gotta try this
 

I want to be a "marked dudette" by inscribing the following text on back of my jersey.

"You are back there because you are weak"

Tell me this is not going to kill me.

Ok...it's not going to kill you. (It will just make everyone thing you are a complete ass).

Well in MY case you would be right. :D

People are not always behind you because they are weak. Sometimes they just haven't learned how to put out as much as you do. And then if it is a rather nippy morning, they may be behind you simply because they are clearing their nostrils. Furthermore, the only point where I want to lead is as we cross the finish line. I'll be glad to let you cut a hole in the air for me to follow through right up to the end, but then the last quarter mile belongs to me.

You should have it read, "You are behind me because you are week." If you do put something like that on the back of your jerseys just besure that YOU are not the weeker rider. Now mind you, if you are a "dudette" and have a nice backside a lot of riders probably will not mind being the weeker rider ;)

:beer:

They're only back there until they pass you.