Heated saddle
 

Dial it in, telenick, and give us a report ;)

I think that would melt my shorts. Mmmm.... melted shorts.

If you really need to keep your butt warm, nothing works better than eating Mexican food the night before.

So far it's not breaking in very well. But it cooks up a mean stack of flap jacks.

Flapjacks you say.

Iron your bike shorts while-U-ride. Not to mention some other equipment.

As in keeping "the boys" from hibernating on those cold rides....but how you going to stay seated under hard braking? I mean that thing is probably slicker than whale dung. One panic stop and your going to crash your sac right thru the steerer tube/stem. Ouch!

Hmmm, can't get Ricky's shirt out of my mind from that I Love Lucy episode. Uuuugghhh.

All that's needed is a button on the handlebars for a blast of steam!

That way you wouldn't need an air horn either.

Allow me to hijack this thread;

So.... what kind of lubricant should you use on the heated saddle?

Mmmmm... roasted nuts....

Olive oil! :)

NO! Olive oil is vegetable based and it will eventually collect grit and dust..

Blah, blah, blah, oil blah, blah lubrication blah blah grease blah, blah

Ha ha, good one landstander!

This one is a no brainer, Zog's Sex Wax.

Steve W.
Who would rather be riding than working at the moment