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Yo, where's the girls?

Old 12-12-05, 12:29 PM
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Old 12-12-05, 12:33 PM
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Well, if you're looking for girls, you can always head out to the local high school. There are girls everywhere.

If you're looking for women, and you talk with respect, you might actually get a response from the women on this board... but then again, that whole "where da girls" stuff is creepy.

Or if you really want, you can just go find some hookers with clear heels that fits your model-esque profile and want to talk to you about whatever you want.

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Old 12-12-05, 12:39 PM
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I don't know how old you are Brian and I couldn't care less about how much money you've got 'cause quite frankly, that doesn't impress me much. If that's the best you've got then I'd say you need to work on your approach some more or your search for female companionship will be a long and arduous one. In the meantime, two words for you. Beat it.
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Just one question... Do the clear heels come with cleats?

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Old 12-12-05, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by rockymtn_girl
I don't know how old you are Brian and I couldn't care less about how much money you've got 'cause quite frankly, that doesn't impress me much. If that's the best you've got then I'd say you need to work on your approach some more or your search for female companionship will be a long and arduous one. In the meantime, two words for you. Beat it.



she couldn't have said it better
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Old 12-12-05, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by koffee brown
Well, if you're looking for girls, you can always head out to the local high school. There are girls everywhere.

If you're looking for women, and you talk with respect, you might actually get a response from the women on this board... but then again, that whole "where da girls" stuff is creepy.

Or if you really want, you can just go find some hookers with clear heels that fits your model-esque profile and want to talk to you about whatever you want.

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There are lots of bikers where I live, surely there are some of you women who live in Santa Barbara
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Originally Posted by rockymtn_girl
In the meantime, two words for you. Beat it.

With that attitude, Brian, I think you'll be doing much of the above.
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Why is the gender of a cyclist even remotely important? As far as I'm concerned a cyclist is a cyclist regardless of anything else (gender, sexual orientation, race, etc). Besides, meeting the other sex works much better in real life than on a forum.
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Originally Posted by Brian_1
I looked all over this forum and can't seem to find where the girls are? Is there a seperate thread for this? Any female bicyclists in the Flagstaff/Sedona area on this board? Do you like expensive Sedona retreats as much as I do? Does that bike seat seem less appealing next to a nice diamond tennis bracelet and a hot tub?
I know what you're thinking - this guy is a real jerk cruising for women. Well yes and no. I'd enjoy the company of a model-esque type lady who enjoys talking about things more exciting than bike advocacy, Reynolds 531, Campy's new gruppo, which LED light is better, and so on. Yak, yak, yak..what a freaking bore. So, yo..where's the girls.
From his post, I would guess that Brian is somewhere around 13 or 14 years old. Far far away from the days of "diamond tennis bracelet and hot tub." And yes, I DO think this guy is a real jerk for cruising women, particularly asking for "model-esque" ones, thank you for asking. And yes, I do enjoy discussing the merits of steel and LED lights.

Go do your homework Brian. Do your parents know that you're what you're up to online?

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Old 12-12-05, 01:30 PM
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Sorry Brian but its illegal for 13 year olds to date anyone over 18. Just FYI.
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Originally Posted by Brian_1
I looked all over this forum and can't seem to find where the girls are? Is there a seperate thread for this? Any female bicyclists in the Flagstaff/Sedona area on this board? Do you like expensive Sedona retreats as much as I do? Does that bike seat seem less appealing next to a nice diamond tennis bracelet and a hot tub?
I know what you're thinking - this guy is a real jerk cruising for women. Well yes and no. I'd enjoy the company of a model-esque type lady who enjoys talking about things more exciting than bike advocacy, Reynolds 531, Campy's new gruppo, which LED light is better, and so on. Yak, yak, yak..what a freaking bore. So, yo..where's the girls.
that sounds a lot like a personal ad that needs some serious work. try online dating

and still it could be worse, much worse


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Old 12-12-05, 02:33 PM
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Yo!

Bald, myopic, sagging, white-bearded veg. cycling pensioner seeks stunning, voluptuous, intelligent, cycling-knowledgeable, sexually voracious...

Oh, forget it - I'll go and make myself a nice hot cup of cocoa (not Koffee, too stimulating)
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Originally Posted by atbman
Yo!

Bald, myopic, sagging, white-bearded veg. cycling pensioner seeks stunning, voluptuous, intelligent, cycling-knowledgeable, sexually voracious...

Oh, forget it - I'll go and make myself a nice hot cup of cocoa (not Koffee, too stimulating)
What? No diamond bracelet and hot tub?

Had to post because I just finished making myself a cup of cocoa before reading this . . . us oldtimers are really wild, are we not?
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I can't believe nobody else has said it?!

Brian, You've been pwn3d!!!
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Originally Posted by Nubie
From his post, I would guess that Brian is somewhere around 13 or 14 years old. Far far away from the days of "diamond tennis bracelet and hot tub." And yes, I DO think this guy is a real jerk for cruising women, particularly asking for "model-esque" ones, thank you for asking. And yes, I do enjoy discussing the merits of steel and LED lights.

Go do your homework Brian. Do your parents know that you're what you're up to online?
Off hand do you really think a 13 or 14 year old knows what a diamond tennis bracelet is?
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Off hand do you really think a 13 or 14 year old knows what a diamond tennis bracelet is?
If he lives in the right up-scale subdivision, yes.
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Can y'all say troll?

Originally Posted by Brian_1
Looking for fit Jennifer Lopez look-alike for friendly rides through the pines of Flagstaff. Must like older guys, and have no other responsibilities to contend with.
I ride a road bike which I call "sugardaddy". What do you call your bike?
http://www.bikeforums.net/newreply.p...eply&p=1915509


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When I'm not using my Lexus to drive to and fro from work, I occasionally drag my bicycle out of my five car garage to ride around the block. I like to wear the lastest color coordinated Pearl Izumi outfit, wrap around Oakley's, Sidi's top shoe, and the helmet that Lance uses. My bike is uncomfortable as s__, but I go for looks. The titanium and carbon ride set me back $5800 bucks, but what I really hate is shifting through the 10 titanium cogs in the rear - can't someone make it all automatic? Yesterday I was riding on the left hand sidewalk when some idiot had the nerve to say, "get a car loser!". Well, you may think you're cute Mr. Smartypants, but I got a seven figure investment account and you were driving a stupid Camry..so please get a life. Does anyone know why I can never seem to get my heart rate monitor past 140 without feeling like I'm going to die?
I took up this sport to find some young chicks, and if it stays this hard, I think I'll go back to the gym where the pickings are easier.
http://www.bikeforums.net/newreply.p...eply&p=1915552
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Originally Posted by atbman
Yo!

Bald, myopic, sagging, white-bearded veg. cycling pensioner seeks stunning, voluptuous, intelligent, cycling-knowledgeable, sexually voracious...

Don't bother running THAT personal ad. I can tell you it doesn't work. Won't tell how I know.
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Sounds like Brian's one of those guys that's listed on the AZ - Sex Offender's database? Trolling for chics on the internet's so damn creepy! Dude, just go for a ride and be normal! I can easily meet 10 new chics a day on the beach or volleyball courts...
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Originally Posted by Brian_1
Well yes and no. I'd enjoy the company of a model-esque type lady who enjoys talking about things more exciting than bike advocacy, Reynolds 531, Campy's new gruppo, which LED light is better, and so on. Yak, yak, yak..what a freaking bore. So, yo..where's the girls.
Then why did you come to a BICYCLE DISCUSSION FORUM asking about girls, you [Moderator removed: Personal attack]?
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I don't mean to brag, but my bike's bigger than yours. And women love to ride it.
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