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I've mastered the snot rocket!

Old 02-10-06, 08:14 PM
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I've mastered the snot rocket!

Mastering the snot rocket took me a while for some reason ... I kept getting it all over myself. But using some instructions given to me by a friend, and a lot of practice ... I've got it now!! No more wet ... and then frozen ... gloves!! WooHoo!!
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Old 02-10-06, 08:24 PM
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And here I thought that you were a lady! lol
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Old 02-10-06, 08:31 PM
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Rock on Machka!!
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Old 02-10-06, 10:36 PM
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Post some pic...er, never mind.
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Old 02-11-06, 03:28 AM
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Was it one sided or two?

A true master fires both barrels at once. Double barrel shot gun style.
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Old 02-11-06, 08:10 AM
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Oh Goody.......A lady who can gross out with the best of them.
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Old 02-11-06, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Gojohnnygo.
Was it one sided or two?

A true master fires both barrels at once. Double barrel shot gun style.
This move should only be attempted by a pro, it takes years of practice to master the double
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Old 02-11-06, 08:28 AM
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Congrats!
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Old 02-11-06, 08:55 AM
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Congratulation, I guess.

A two sided snot rocket is called a farmer blow around here.
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Old 02-11-06, 09:28 AM
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The next step will be mastering jet propulsion skills, I presume.
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Old 02-11-06, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Tightwad
Oh Goody.......A lady who can gross out with the best of them.
dint ya know that allllllll persons of the female persuasion can out-gross any man, any time of the day or night. We jus' don't let men know this or else there would never be any more children and the human race would die out.

Oh, and good job Matchka!
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Old 02-11-06, 10:17 AM
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Old 02-11-06, 12:00 PM
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Wow - hard to believe you did all those frozen centuries without knowing the snot rocket. I always figured it was a given if you do much winter biking...

Thing I hate is when your goggles get in the way of seeing where the missle goes, both spitting and rocketing.
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Originally Posted by curt in denver
This move should only be attempted by a pro, it takes years of practice to master the double
Yea but Machka is as good as any pro. I know she can pull it off she's just not saying.

Machka congrats.

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Old 02-11-06, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by curt in denver
This move should only be attempted by a pro, it takes years of practice to master the double
I thought the double was just a myth
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Old 02-11-06, 02:04 PM
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I mastered the single in junior high football when it started getting cold out. I can't seem to get enough power for each nostril for the double shot. I tried once and once was enough. :-(
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Old 02-11-06, 02:06 PM
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Old 02-11-06, 03:09 PM
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Old 02-11-06, 03:22 PM
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If spitting was an olympic sport, I'd have been a qualifier early in life.

Power or precision, what can I say? It's a skill. It's never left me;-)

I'm the Sniper of spit! Snot rocketry is a blunderbuss exercise, by comparison:-)
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Old 02-11-06, 03:43 PM
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Ah, takes me back! Some of my early years were spent in developing the "Gob" (or "Flob", if it was particularly runny…) - spent many hours perfecting the technique - we would have contests where our efforts were marked for accuracy, range, grouping (did it disintegrate in a spray, or did it hold together?) and style (which might have included colour which in turn depended on the health of the individual) of the phlegm, snot, etc. Blood was very cool, so those poor sods with TB had a distinct advantage. Ah, those were the days!



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BTW - Congrats. Machka!
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Old 02-11-06, 03:59 PM
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Big deal. That is so second grade. Get back with me when you can belch out the Pledge of Allegiance. Without stopping.
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Old 02-11-06, 06:21 PM
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mental note to self: always watch where i step when walking - there might be snot on the road!

which would be worse on your shoe, snot or gum? hmmm.
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Old 02-11-06, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by kristin_ri
mental note to self: always watch where i step when walking - there might be snot on the road!

which would be worse on your shoe, snot or gum? hmmm.

If you are walking on the road after cyclists have gone by, you may indeed need to watch where you walk!!! There could be snot rockets ..... and more all over the place!!
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Old 02-11-06, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by overthehillmedi
And here I thought that you were a lady! lol


I can be a lady in some circumstances. <<where's the smilie with the little halo>>


But put me on a bicycle ... and that lady-likeness kinda disappears!!
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Old 02-11-06, 07:19 PM
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disgusting... can't you be a lady like I am and just use your forearm or the back of your hand??? Geez!
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