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Old 01-09-07, 09:20 AM
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yesterday must have been idiot day

I'm driving slowly on a two way narrow road that is the entrance to a park, there are no intersections and no traffic. A cyclist pulls out right in front of me from the grass. I don't think he looked, and there were no other cars even in sight.
I slow down and give him plenty of room and time to pick any position he wants to ride in. He looks back and realizes that I am there. He decides to ride a few blocks in the middle of the left lane against traffic.
I stop so he can move to the right. He stays in the middle of the left lane until he can turn off the road.

Next, on a main road, there is a huge new sidewalk on both sides. There is a police car stopped blocking the sidewalk waiting to pull out. Along comes a Segway. I look at the Segway, when he turns to go around behind the cop he bashes into the cop car.

I pull up behind a car at a stoplight. There is a bikepath and a crossing light so cyclists can cross, it's a big intersection. This cross walk is in front of the stopped cars. The guy in front of me inches forward as a cyclist is crossing, and the bike rides into the car (slowly, but he falls over). The cyclist also was crossing against his own crossing light.

I need a video camera on my hood.
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Old 01-09-07, 09:52 AM
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I can see the threads now:

Idiot driver forced me to ride in left lane!!

Dumb-ass cop causes me to crash!

Guy runs red light and hits me

It's all a matter of position and interpretation, really
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Old 01-09-07, 12:15 PM
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Ok man. If you're in a bad mood, and someone pisses you off.

Eat a box of ex lax.

Once you hit the toilet, nothing else with bother you but the pain.

Goodluck.
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Originally Posted by Pheard
Ok man. If you're in a bad mood, and someone pisses you off.

Eat a box of ex lax.

Once you hit the toilet, nothing else with bother you but the pain.

Goodluck.
Actually that will put you in the hospital.
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Old 01-09-07, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by GaryA
Actually that will put you in the hospital.
Highly doubt it. I took an entire bottle of laxatives in less than a day. I was fine.
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Originally Posted by Pheard
Highly doubt it. I took an entire bottle of laxatives in less than a day. I was fine.
I guess you were lucky then or the guy I know was not. I worked construction and this guy was the site bada$$ and was taking someones lunch everday. They guy that was getting his lunch taken put a box into a couple of sandwiches. Site tough guy was in the hospital for 2 days. Ymmv

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Old 01-09-07, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pheard
Ok man. If you're in a bad mood, and someone pisses you off.

Eat a box of ex lax.

Once you hit the toilet, nothing else with bother you but the pain.

Goodluck.
Just what ARE you talking about?
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Old 01-09-07, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Rowan
I can see the threads now:

Idiot driver forced me to ride in left lane!!

Dumb-ass cop causes me to crash!

Guy runs red light and hits me

It's all a matter of position and interpretation, really


It truly is, perception is everything.
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Old 01-09-07, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Rowan
Just what ARE you talking about?
Yo motha.
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Old 01-09-07, 03:17 PM
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was there a giant rolling boulder in there as well?

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Old 01-09-07, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
was there a giant rolling boulder as well in there as well?


The boulder was right behind Indiana Jones.
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Old 01-09-07, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Pheard
Yo motha.
Stay in Foo, that's a good lad. This is way too sophisticated for you.
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Everyday is Idiot Day!!!!
Long Live Idiots, may they make us feel better about ourselves for years to come....
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Old 01-09-07, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Rowan
Stay in Foo, that's a good lad. This is way too sophisticated for you.
After all the highly sophisticated posts you've made, I'm surprised you'd say that to me good sir.
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Old 01-09-07, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Pheard
After all the highly sophisticated posts you've made, I'm surprised you'd say that to me good sir.
Glad you think so!
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Old 01-09-07, 04:40 PM
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Glad you can take the hint of sarcasm.
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Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
Everyday is Idiot Day!!!!
Long Live Idiots, may they make us feel better about ourselves for years to come....
Don't forget interesting or silly threads to entertain us.
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Originally Posted by Pheard
Eat a box of ex lax.
Did that once...thought it was a good idea at the time so I could make weight for a wrestling tournament. Didn't crap once before the weigh in...but in the middle of my first match my opponent had shot for my legs..I sprawled and felt a rumble from deep within...and the rest is a piece of history that still lives in infamy to this day.
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Did that once...thought it was a good idea at the time so I could make weight for a wrestling tournament. Didn't crap once before the weigh in...but in the middle of my first match my opponent had shot for my legs..I sprawled and felt a rumble from deep within...and the rest is a piece of history that still lives in infamy to this day.
And your opponent never wrestled again?
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Did that once...thought it was a good idea at the time so I could make weight for a wrestling tournament. Didn't crap once before the weigh in...but in the middle of my first match my opponent had shot for my legs..I sprawled and felt a rumble from deep within...and the rest is a piece of history that still lives in infamy to this day.
Chipcom we really need to hear the details of this incident.
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Did that once...thought it was a good idea at the time so I could make weight for a wrestling tournament. Didn't crap once before the weigh in...but in the middle of my first match my opponent had shot for my legs..I sprawled and felt a rumble from deep within...and the rest is a piece of history that still lives in infamy to this day.
Do wrestling coaches teach that move? I haven't seen that manouver at the Olympics.
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Originally Posted by 2manybikes


The boulder was right behind Indiana Jones.
Damn it, I almost got you!

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Chip com you are not alone . I know someone else who also had this happen to them and no it wasn't me.
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Originally Posted by Nachoman
Chipcom we really need to hear the details of this incident.
Think Willy Wonka's chocolate factory getting nuked. I didn't tell you the best part - I wasn't the only one who had this bright idea....there were a bunch of us who were right on the borderline about an hour before weigh-ins. I was just be beginning. 2 other guys had the same 'accident' during their match...2 others had to forfeit because they couldn't get out of the crapper. I think of this as the 'best' part, because if it had been just me, I would have been tortured and laughed at for the remainder of my high school years...and maybe beyond. But, since it was a 'team' effort, I was saved. The bad part? Rumor has it that they burned the mats after that tourney and that my opponent never wrestled again.
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