Cager conversation
02-09-07, 08:06 PM
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Cager conversation
The classic four lane road all the other people seem to get it move over already.
This cager nope I hear the decelaration and the honk honk, 7 feet wide travel lane. Yawn.
Then the trapped and wating for the open lane because the other cars got it right.
Next the pass and MUUUaaahhh forgot to roll down the passenger side window had the driver open.
Then I see a Cowtown sticker Skateboards, and know he will be turning and parking. Notice bike shop right in front of him. He thought he was slick as he passed and was able to park, However I timed this just so I was passing by as he got out.
I yell share the road!
I Yell "You there"
Share the road. He noticed me the second time.
Cager Use the sidewalk.
Me Try using the other lane.
I was nice about it, and felt better than being mean
(nothing silence now. I move real slow due to red light I am coming too. )
This cager nope I hear the decelaration and the honk honk, 7 feet wide travel lane. Yawn.
Then the trapped and wating for the open lane because the other cars got it right.
Next the pass and MUUUaaahhh forgot to roll down the passenger side window had the driver open.
Then I see a Cowtown sticker Skateboards, and know he will be turning and parking. Notice bike shop right in front of him. He thought he was slick as he passed and was able to park, However I timed this just so I was passing by as he got out.
I yell share the road!
I Yell "You there"
Share the road. He noticed me the second time.
Cager Use the sidewalk.
Me Try using the other lane.
I was nice about it, and felt better than being mean
(nothing silence now. I move real slow due to red light I am coming too. )
Last edited by wheel; 02-09-07 at 08:49 PM.
02-09-07, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by CrosseyedCrickt
reads kinda like a poem
I have been trying to speak better with the cagers.
I was proud of myself for not using any swear words.
02-10-07, 01:47 AM
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My favorite:
"Are you seriously going to leave your car unattended after an idiot stunt like that?"
It's amazing how drivers never seem to come up with this on their own. They'll cuss out or shove around a pedestrian or cyclist, then immediately leave that person all alone with a $20,000 car for half an hour.
"Are you seriously going to leave your car unattended after an idiot stunt like that?"
It's amazing how drivers never seem to come up with this on their own. They'll cuss out or shove around a pedestrian or cyclist, then immediately leave that person all alone with a $20,000 car for half an hour.
02-10-07, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by KnhoJ
My favorite:
"Are you seriously going to leave your car unattended after an idiot stunt like that?"
It's amazing how drivers never seem to come up with this on their own. They'll cuss out or shove around a pedestrian or cyclist, then immediately leave that person all alone with a $20,000 car for half an hour.
"Are you seriously going to leave your car unattended after an idiot stunt like that?"
It's amazing how drivers never seem to come up with this on their own. They'll cuss out or shove around a pedestrian or cyclist, then immediately leave that person all alone with a $20,000 car for half an hour.
i mean... whatever are you implying?
or there's also the serious examination of the license plate; i like to ignore the driver and just read it out real loud...
