Man charged with having simulated sex with a bicycle
06-28-07, 07:47 AM
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Man charged with having simulated sex with a bicycle
06-28-07, 11:32 AM
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I'm still in the Wine & Dine stage with my new BMC...she seems to be a bit of a prude and I doubt I'll ever get further than 2nd base, despite the fact that I've spent A LOT of money on her so far.
My fixie on the other hand...dirty little Wh*re, she is.
My fixie on the other hand...dirty little Wh*re, she is.
06-28-07, 11:36 AM
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wtf. . .
how is that even actionable--this clown was in his room.
Can't a person eff their bicycle in peace? Privacy anyone?
how is that even actionable--this clown was in his room.
Can't a person eff their bicycle in peace? Privacy anyone?
06-28-07, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by kaiju-velo
wtf. . .
how is that even actionable--this clown was in his room.
Can't a person eff their bicycle in peace? Privacy anyone?
how is that even actionable--this clown was in his room.
Can't a person eff their bicycle in peace? Privacy anyone?
I wonder what sort of inter-species baby that would produce.
06-28-07, 01:49 PM
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06-28-07, 02:39 PM
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The fact that his name has been spalshed across the media is probably punishment enough.
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This is just plain dumb. "He continued to do it wile the cleaners looked on". So they just stood there and watched the show, then when it was over they called the cops?
So is it illegal to masturbate with anything other than your hand in that country? Because if they walked into a hostel room that we was paying for while he was tugging the bananna and then stood there and watched then they would be the ones in trouble.
that reminds me, I got some new chain lube
bbl
So is it illegal to masturbate with anything other than your hand in that country? Because if they walked into a hostel room that we was paying for while he was tugging the bananna and then stood there and watched then they would be the ones in trouble.
that reminds me, I got some new chain lube
bbl
