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Chris L 10-08-01 01:46 AM

How should small penis syndrome be treated?
 
This seems to be a common problem among society. I've been getting yelled at or honked at an unusual amount of times in the last week or so (it could, of course, be melted brain syndrome). What should we do?

ViciousCycle 10-08-01 09:41 AM

Castration would be no good, because in order to castrate someone's genitals, you need to be able to find them first. Which is a problem when dealing with people with small penis syndrome. Perhaps instead of a penile implant, they could have an automobile gear shift grafted onto the end of their small penis.

There's a new gadget out this year that attaches to your spokes and displays programmable patterns using LED lights as it spins. Too bad there isn't enough room to spell out choice words to motorists with small penis syndrome....

LittleBigMan 10-08-01 11:58 AM

Try the obvious. (With her help, of course.)

Nobby 10-08-01 01:10 PM

Just a thought...could it possibly be your wardrobe, ChrisL? Should you discover that the waist of your shorts or whatever are sliding down, displaying the reprehensible "plumbers butt" syndrome, I can certainly understand (yea even support) a vast amount of yelling and honking at something that needs hiding in a big hurry. No accusations here you understand, merely a suggestion!

Cheers!:D

LittleBigMan 10-08-01 01:38 PM

I think they get mad because you are having fun. Life's not fun, you know.

Chris L 10-08-01 10:48 PM


Originally posted by Nobby
Just a thought...could it possibly be your wardrobe, ChrisL? Should you discover that the waist of your shorts or whatever are sliding down, displaying the reprehensible "plumbers butt" syndrome, I can certainly understand (yea even support) a vast amount of yelling and honking at something that needs hiding in a big hurry.

:eek: I never thought of that :eek:

Jon T. 10-09-01 12:03 AM

How bout CatEye coming out with a handlebar mount which allows you to attach a .50 Cal machine gun to the front of your bike? Ammo not included.

Or, some kind of electromagnetic device which would disable the electrical system in the offending auto and allow you to pass the one ton metal bunker at a breakneck 30 mph?

If you really want to offend them , when another ape yells some wisdom, break a Jerry Springer video on your helmet. That'll get em nice an riled for sure!

Campag Fetish Boy 10-09-01 02:48 PM

With a firm rubbing motion

LittleBigMan 10-09-01 07:39 PM


Originally posted by Jon T.
...Or, some kind of electromagnetic device which would...allow you to pass the one ton metal bunker...
We have those in Atlanta. We call them "traffic signals." ;)

(Just be careful, autos are still dangerous, even when standing still!)


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