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worrynot 07-17-09 07:33 AM

Swedish man attacked by tattooed girl gang
 
Now this is down right interesting...

Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle.

Big M 07-17-09 07:54 AM

Hot.

Shimagnolo 07-17-09 07:57 AM

Do I get this right?
He is filing a *complaint*???:twitchy:

GreenGrasshoppr 07-17-09 08:04 AM

Niiiiiiiice

mikewille 07-17-09 08:31 AM

My complaint would be that I've been riding all over Orebro and I can't find them!

Doohickie 07-17-09 08:33 AM

Only in Sweden....


*sigh*

Shimagnolo 07-17-09 08:34 AM


Originally Posted by mikewille (Post 9298051)
My complaint would be that I've been riding all over Orebro and I can't find them!

I predict a spike in middle-aged guys signing up to vacation in Orebro.:roflmao2:

Ka_Jun 07-17-09 09:19 AM

huh...weird.

MMACH 5 07-17-09 09:24 AM

"Honey, I'm going to be a little late. I have to ride through Orebro on my way home."

DX Rider 07-17-09 09:39 AM

I hate to be the fly in the ointment, but if this was a woman attacked by men, it wouldn't be considered such a turn on. Unless you're creepy or deranged.

**** is ****, and there is precedent for a woman to be prosecuted for sexually assaulting a man.

HandsomeRyan 07-17-09 09:49 AM

Reminds me of this:

_________________________________________

Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into it. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th
& 24th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three
times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each

:lol:

BarracksSi 07-17-09 10:33 AM


Originally Posted by HandsomeRyan (Post 9298521)
Reminds me of this:

_________________________________________

Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.
:lol:

:lol: x 2

What does anyone wanna bet that this Swedish incident will show up as some vid on a pr0n site?

Juggler2 07-17-09 11:26 AM

He was molested as he rode his bike? I'm trying to picture the basic mechanics of that...

Wordbiker 07-17-09 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by Juggler2 (Post 9299245)
He was molested as he rode his bike? I'm trying to picture the basic mechanics of that...

This is the only valid argument for recumbents...:innocent:

xenologer 07-17-09 07:51 PM


Originally Posted by DX Rider (Post 9298463)
I hate to be the fly in the ointment, but if this was a woman attacked by men, it wouldn't be considered such a turn on. Unless you're creepy or deranged.

**** is ****, and there is precedent for a woman to be prosecuted for sexually assaulting a man.

No its not.
I don't know what community you live in but here we have a little thing called double standards.
They exist for a reason, men and women really are different and should be held to different standards. Consider that prisons are 93%male vs 7%female...

Kimmitt 07-17-09 08:13 PM

Obviously, this depends on the details of the situation. Most folks are projecting their harmless fantasies from a far, far distance.

BarracksSi 07-17-09 08:25 PM

In all seriousness, picture being that guy.

There's these women, and they appear to want sex, but are they armed? They've got your most valued piece of manhood -- is one of them going to whip out a pocketknife and cut it off? Is there an accomplice -- or four -- hiding in the bushes waiting to come out and stomp on you once the women have got you held to the ground?

I think you'd have to be deranged to not fear for your safety, honestly.

chephy 07-17-09 09:27 PM


Originally Posted by Juggler2 (Post 9299245)
He was molested as he rode his bike? I'm trying to picture the basic mechanics of that...

They knocked him down to the ground.

I'm sure it wasn't fun for him. Of course, it's scary, and of course the women committed a crime and should be prosecuted. But it is an unusual situation that breaks the traditional stereotypes, and that's a big part of what constitutes humour: when something is an unexpected reverse of what you think would happen normally. That's why the general idea ("man sexually molested by a gang of women") may be viewed as funny. Of course, the real situation is not.

Panthers007 07-17-09 09:32 PM

Grace Slick, of the Jefferson Airplane back then, attacked and molested a gay man in a men's room back around 1967. I don't think she went to jail for this.

StephenH 07-17-09 10:14 PM

I'll bet they just made that story up to increase bicycle tourism...


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