Male cyclist at Stanford can't keep his hands to himself.
 

32 women.. ?. And likely they weren't even in lycra..
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A man on a bicycle has groped at least 32 women on Stanford University's campus since May, a spokeswoman for the university said.

The unidentified man "rides up on his bicycle and gropes the woman on her behind from behind," said Elaine Ray, director of the Stanford News Service.
http://articles.sfgate.com/2003-11-1...anford-student

all right, who did it?

I need to transfer there.

Legacy admission and Trust fund? or Just a Git , from town?

no witnesses

It wasn't me!

I only grope the lycra-clad women... or something.

Funny. I never made a huge production out of any of the women who've grabbed my butt or crotch.

When women grope us they disguise it. You ever notice when you talk to a female many of them will put their hand on you arm and lightly squeeze, or they will chuckle and place their hand on your man-boob as if it's just a friendly pat, but they sneak in a little squeeze. Or what about when you're sitting down and then they bend over and place their boobs on you. I'm not complaining, but why can't I do that:)

BTW, this guy is pretty damn pathetic; I always wonder about the family when these people are caught, wonder what his mother thinks of him.

I wonder how he manages to creep up on people ? Usually if someones on your wheel you can hear something, usually a freewheel click.

This pervert must be riding fixed :)

He needs a girlfriend.

So do I, but I already have a wife.

i wouldn't want to be his girlfriend

Prolific, innovative and soon to be incarcerated.

The man rides a blue or purple bicycle.

He's giving those of us with purple bikes (I have 12) a bad image... :rolleyes:

Have you been having a good time?

Note that the article was from 2003.

I had a pretty hectic work schedule at the time so It couldn't have been me. I wouldn't have had the energy to pull anything like that off back then... :rolleyes:

I've groped lots of women in my time. But they were busy groping me right back - or maybe they groped me first. It's a whole lot more fun like that.

Back when I was young and handsome, I always let the women approach me. I never did bother with pursuing them. But now that I'm 64, my girlfriends are older and I've mellowed. I remember when I was young and hot-blooded and can sort of understand a young man's sex drive getting the better of him. But surely, there must be some way the poor guy can make himself appealing and approachable to the young ladies, so they want to come on to him... and grope HIM.