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Old 01-05-04, 10:20 AM
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The Amphibian bows as he enters the forum...

Age: 24 (25 on Friday 9th Jan)
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: Fat Bastard

Skills: Good Right D playing Ice Hockey, Competent Fighter & a god of link play Halo (Xbox).

Super Powers: None at present.

Weaknesses: Pretty Girls, Xbox Live and Haribo Sours.

History: Born & bred in Leith, Turtle learned early of his tolerance to pain. Regularily banged up playing Ice Hockey @ age 8 and taking up Martial Arts soon after, he earned several nicknames in the Dojo: Fallguy, Colt Severs, The Stuntman & Weeble.

He found that along with his high pain threshold came an affinity to activities placing himself in harm's way. He stole his brother's Diamondback Silver Streak and was soon to be found around the streets of Edinburgh stealing plywood boards from construction sites to make ramps and generally being a nuisance.

Then disaster struck, he met a girl! He slowly fell victim to feminine influence and discarded his willfull disregard for personal safety, he left the ice, left the Dojo and allowed the Diamondback to sit neglected and rust! The Shame!

One morning he awoke and discovered that he had become a Fat Bastard! Quickly reading the KFC bucket and the carton of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food lying by his bedside he cried "Why did nobody tell me!?!"

And so we reach present day, Turtle is 2 years back in the Dojo, considering the ice and some fat git in a jolly red suit has helped pay for his new Haro F3.

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