Originally Posted by ashleywood.ash

just ignore him he is delibrately trying to wind you all up. dont bite he obviously gets off to this and its his porn. pitty him dont give him the pleasure. :)

Originally Posted by davefarb

I may not be very diplomatic or nice, but this hardly means that I am a troll or worthy of a painful injury and being flipped the bird simply for stating my opinions. Yea, some of my prior posts may be "harsh", especially my anti-Floydian ones (he's a doper and chose to abandon the path of God...the ONLY unforgivable sin). Yea, I lumped all mountain bikers into the stoner camp. This does not make me a monster worthy of the anger shown. Perhaps marijuana does not calm YOU down as much as you think. perhaps you are a gel due to chronic abuse of an illegal drug. I can only imagine the horror that must be your lives- wake, bake...go for a bike ride...smoke some more. Then, you avoid your parents so they won't give you grief about still being unemployed. You'd call your grildfriend, but thats right...unemployed slackers like you have difficulty finding chicks. maybe you'll be featured on an upcoming episode of COPs...in your finest wifebeater shirt. My arm will heal. Your lungs will not. Marley died of cancer....wonder where he got that...

Originally Posted by davefarb

I may not be very diplomatic or nice, but this hardly means that I am a troll or worthy of a painful injury and being flipped the bird simply for stating my opinions. Yea, some of my prior posts may be "harsh", especially my anti-Floydian ones (he's a doper and chose to abandon the path of God...the ONLY unforgivable sin). Yea, I lumped all mountain bikers into the stoner camp. This does not make me a monster worthy of the anger shown. Perhaps marijuana does not calm YOU down as much as you think. perhaps you are a gel due to chronic abuse of an illegal drug. I can only imagine the horror that must be your lives- wake, bake...go for a bike ride...smoke some more. Then, you avoid your parents so they won't give you grief about still being unemployed. You'd call your grildfriend, but thats right...unemployed slackers like you have difficulty finding chicks. maybe you'll be featured on an upcoming episode of COPs...in your finest wifebeater shirt. My arm will heal. Your lungs will not. Marley died of cancer....wonder where he got that...

Originally Posted by Bubbaslush

I'm what you might call a scrapyard biker. I build my Trek 4500 over six months, mostly with scrap parts. In that time I rode with roadies once, a 60 mile out and back over all roads. In my experiance roadies are pretty friendly, I finished in seventh place out of over 60 road bikes at the halfway point and on the entire ride I had 4-7 road bikes drafting off me. Only one guy would trade off with me. I took my time going back. The bikes in front were Jack Kane and his buddies, they seemed nice too, but they had the most ANNOYING CONCIETED attitude. Plus, none of them thought I could keep up (I showed them).

It was thier attitudes that kept me from riding with them ever again, so don't say it's only Mountain bikers.

Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind

Okay so let me get this straight.

Mtbrs are bad.
Roadies are bad.

**********???









That's it, I'm selling my bikes.

Originally Posted by Big_knob

I just love "smoking" roadies, just love it!!:roflmao:
My last victim was eyeing me closing in on him on my mtb, then about 20ft ft behind him he stands , to no avail "on your left baby!"Just love it i say!!:roflmao:

Originally Posted by junkyard

was he aware of the race?

Originally Posted by LowCel

I always wonder the same thing when I hear statements such as this. I am pretty confident that there are very few people out there that can keep up with me on a mountain bike when I am on a road bike (on the road). The tire resistance plus gearing just make it next to impossible, that is if we are both aware of the race. If I'm not aware of being in a race I'm sure I will "lose" pretty often though.

Originally Posted by wheelhot

I love winning roadies on their own road :D

Originally Posted by junkyard

Agreed. There are too many factors to consider. You don't know if the other rider is on a recovery ride, at the end of a long or intense ride, warming up at the beginning of a ride, just coming back from injury or merely out for a casual ride. It's the same in the gym... I see too many little squirts come in and lift some ridiculously heavy amount of weight to show off and then they're spent. I'd rather have a rounded workout routine... some days are heavy, some days are light. Same thing in biking, some days are intense, some days are for recovery. You want to know if you're faster than someone? Meet them at the next local race. Then you'll know who's faster.

Originally Posted by junkyard

It's the same in the gym... I see too many little squirts come in and lift some ridiculously heavy amount of weight to show off and then they're spent. I'd rather have a rounded workout routine... some days are heavy, some days are light.

Originally Posted by LowCel

That's exactly right. Right now I am in the MS Phase (by Joe Friel). Doing this I do 3-5 sets of 3-6 reps. During this time I do a good bit of weight. However over the next few months the weight will go down and the reps will go up. Eventually I will be doing a pretty low amount of weight but I'll be doing two sets of 40 reps. In the gym I am only concerned about what one person is doing and that's me.

Originally Posted by santiago

Yeah, but all roadies are on the juice so they should be always ready to race.

Originally Posted by davefarb

Oh. what's the use of tying to explain something to potheads...carry on. Sorry if I offended your sensabilities. I don't use meth.

Originally Posted by davefarb

Darn mountain bikers...

Originally Posted by davefarb

Darn mountain bikers...

Originally Posted by davefarb

I was out on a rare mountain bike ride with a friend when I made a taco special out of my front rim and broke my arm. We had no cellphone reception and were about 7 miles from our car. While schleping my bike out and moaning about my arm, along comes another guy on a bike. My girlfriend tried to wave him down and we both yelled at him for help, but he zoomed past us and screamed obsceneties at us, apparently for our "blocking" his path. This could not have been more stereotypically demonic mountain biker behavior if it had been scripted. The guy was likley in his early 20s, obviously trying hard to cultivate the Jesus or Eddie vedder circa 1992 look. I figure he's unemployed, smokes dope and lives with his parents. That's what I get for leaving the pavement. Damn Sasquatch-looking jerk...I hope he smokes some paraquat-laced weed and ends up in the ICU.

Originally Posted by davefarb

I'd like to relate an "interaction" I recently had with a streotypically horrific roadie. We were out in the boonies when I decided to taco my tire and break my arm. With no cellphone coverage and a need for medical care, I began an unpleasant death march towards civilization. I was happy to see a roadie coming along (I was on my mountain bike)...looking sharper in his tight clothes than any metal hairband guitarist. I asked him for help. He said he could not really be bothered as it was not an emergency and he did not want to ruin his workout. He looked French...I told him he was a jerk. he told me to get a real bike. I hope he chokes on his cheese...

Originally Posted by davefarb

Darn mountain bikers...

Originally Posted by davefarb

Oh. what's the use of tying to explain something to potheads...carry on. Sorry if I offended your sensabilities. I don't use meth.