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Old 03-26-07, 02:35 PM
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Funny thing happened this afternoon...

I got home from work a minute early today and my fiance' met me at the door wearing a very skimpy/sexy outfit. I thought it was kind of weird because usually she is at school until late in the evenings on mondays. i got in the door and she couldn't keep her hands off me. finally she walked into the bedroom where i was taking off my work clothes and said "I want you to tie me to the bed and then you can do whatever you want"







...so i tied her up and went mountain biking!

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Old 03-26-07, 02:43 PM
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this is awesome...quite possibly the best thread i have seen in the mountain bike section all week. we need more details...or i need more details.
  1. what did you use to tie her? rope, neck ties, large zip-ties, duct tape, cuffs?
  2. what color was the outfit? post pic of outfit type...find example at VS site or something.
  3. how far did you bike? did you use a cycling computer?
  4. did she have escape markings on her wrists and ankles?

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Nice MTB take on an existing much-circulated internet joke
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Nice MTB take on an existing much-circulated internet joke
you mean it was only a joke
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It had me going for a minute too until I realized I'd seen that scenario before . . . .
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It had me going for a minute too until I realized I'd seen that scenario before . . . .
oh i haven't. i guess i have not been on forums long enough. my eyes will be peeled now...
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I think it was in a joke e-mail someone sent me.
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Originally Posted by mx_599
this is awesome...quite possibly the best thread i have seen in the mountain bike section all week. we need more details...or i need more details.
  1. what did you use to tie her? rope, neck ties, large zip-ties, duct tape, cuffs?
  2. what color was the outfit? post pic of outfit type...find example at VS site or something.
  3. how far did you bike? did you use a cycling computer?
  4. did she have escape markings on her wrists and ankles?
mx_599, between this thread and the other one, i'm concerned for you. i feel as though maybe you are in need of some action. or maybe just some new action. either way, i don't think bikeforums is a good outlet. i mean, the mountain bike section is really just a bunch of fellas for the most part...
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Originally Posted by junkyard
mx_599, between this thread and the other one, i'm concerned for you. i feel as though maybe you are in need of some action. or maybe just some new action. either way, i don't think bikeforums is a good outlet. i mean, the mountain bike section is really just a bunch of fellas for the most part...
hahaha.

i was trying to use my "this thread is worthless without pics" signs!
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Someone (else) has too much time on his hands. You are the future of American medicine?
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You are the future of American medicine?
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My bad. I thought I remembered that you're a med student.
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Originally Posted by junkyard
mx_599, between this thread and the other one, i'm concerned for you. i feel as though maybe you are in need of some action. or maybe just some new action. either way, i don't think bikeforums is a good outlet. i mean, the mountain bike section is really just a bunch of fellas for the most part...
I concurr. MX, did you check out the link that Dminor shared for the speedy beavers? Maybe that'll help you out a bit. I believe they are all of legal age.
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I concurr. MX, did you check out the link that Dminor shared for the speedy beavers? Maybe that'll help you out a bit. I believe they are all of legal age.
sorry. i was having a moment of weakness yesterday over this:

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sorry. i was having a moment of weakness yesterday over this:

Did that moment of weakness end with a purchase?
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Did that moment of weakness end with a purchase?
it will in september after i move. i can order direct or there is a large bike shop in scottsdale, i think, called the bicycle ranch. i think they're one of the only distributors. i would get measured there.

in all honesty, i am doing the right thing by waiting. i want to first see if i like road racing with my other bike (i don't doubt i will). it will also be sort of a 30th present for me.

put it this way, if i enjoy the races i enter in the next month or two...it's pretty much a done deal!

Campagnolo Record all around (maybe something else for cranks...)

maybe Zipp wheels

striving for super light...
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ahhh, they left a lasting impression with you also ?...
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it will in september after i move. i can order direct or there is a large bike shop in scottsdale, i think, called the bicycle ranch. i think they're one of the only distributors. i would get measured there.

in all honesty, i am doing the right thing by waiting. i want to first see if i like road racing with my other bike (i don't doubt i will). it will also be sort of a 30th present for me.

put it this way, if i enjoy the races i enter in the next month or two...it's pretty much a done deal!

Campagnolo Record all around (maybe something else for cranks...)

maybe Zipp wheels

striving for super light...
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Oh yeah, these Zipps are hotter.

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hahahhah

i really wish the road people would keep their razors and bikes out of this place.
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ahhh, they left a lasting impression with you also ?...
Yeah, I love the name and the more ladies who ride the better. I love when my wife gets all suited up and rides with me. (in her bike attire on a bike)
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Originally Posted by LowCel
Oh yeah, these Zipps are hotter.
yeah they are. that bike is just one representation. i wouldn't use the Ritchey products either. that GURU place has probably almost 100 color and design combos to choose from or custom if you want to pay.
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