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Old 07-16-08, 11:30 PM
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Canada should do something totally unexpexted and invade turkey...
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Canada has enough turkeys just to the south.
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
Or the South.
This thread is officially in the "pretend to ride" geek zone with east hill lameness, siu poseur lameness, etc. chiming in.

Time to move it to Foo so the other poseur wannabes/social misfits can give virtual high fives while the even more socially ******** "cyclists" cheer the poseurs on...
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Originally Posted by grundle rider X
This thread is officially in the "pretend to ride" geek zone with east hill lameness, siu poseur lameness, etc. chiming in.

Time to move it to Foo so the other poseur wannabes/social misfits can give virtual high fives while the even more socially ******** "cyclists" cheer the poseurs on...
Your own considerable contribution to this total waste of bandwidth is duly noted.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Your own considerable contribution to this total waste of bandwidth is duly noted.
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Originally Posted by grundle rider X
This thread is officially in the "pretend to ride" geek zone with east hill lameness, siu poseur lameness, etc. chiming in.

Time to move it to Foo so the other poseur wannabes/social misfits can give virtual high fives while the even more socially ******** "cyclists" cheer the poseurs on...
Hey, I've graduated from being a Fred to being 'lame' .

I am so proud of myself .

Thank you so much, GRX, it's a badge of honour to be so labelled by one so exalted as yourself.

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Originally Posted by never
Canada has enough turkeys just to the south.
Turkeys outside the Pcad office window last winter. We have turkeys inside the office too.

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That looks delicious. How did you prepare it?
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I hope you cooked the stuffing outside the cavity, as dry stuffing is better able to soak up giblet gravy. :drool:
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Originally Posted by never
Yeah but being from TO is no better than being from the states!
Gotta be worse - - isn't it some colony of France?
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Originally Posted by dminor
Gotta be worse - - isn't it some colony of France?
Louisiana?
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Originally Posted by Cheeto
No lycra allowed.
Incorrect
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Originally Posted by santiago
Louisiana?
I'll spot ya that one - - another boondoggle to thank the French for. Settle a whole area below sea level in a huge river delta, build a city there . . . in a hurricane zone - - then cry the blues when the whole thing gets washed away. Big surprise.
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Originally Posted by never
Yeah but being from TO is no better than being from the states!
Yes, but Im from the Greater Toronto Area, the suburbs homie. Im originally from Peterborough Ontario.
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Originally Posted by santiago
Americans aren't known for their grasp of geography so this doesn't come as a surprise.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
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This thread is awesome. It's funner than the general talk thread.
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Just so you know, I rearranged the rocks in the single track rock wall crossover to make the mini rock garden easier for me to ride over today. I'm sure this is one of your ultimate MTB Weenie Sins. Nobody saw me. It was perfect.

It was kind of like finding your older brother's stash of dirty magazines. I liked it.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Just so you know, I rearranged the rocks in the single track rock wall crossover to make the mini rock garden easier for me to ride over today. I'm sure this is one of your ultimate MTB Weenie Sins. Nobody saw me. It was perfect.

It was kind of like finding your older brother's stash of dirty magazines. I liked it.
Did anyone see you hiking up your skirt and taking off your high heels before you did it?

Actually, thats not fair to all the women mtn bikers.. my wife would own you in a rock garden.
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Originally Posted by mcoine
my wife would own you in a rock garden.
That's a hanging curveball, but I defer to your married status, and take the pitch. It's low and inside.
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Originally Posted by dminor
I'll spot ya that one - - another boondoggle to thank the French for. Settle a whole area below sea level in a huge river delta, build a city there . . . in a hurricane zone - - then cry the blues when the whole thing gets washed away. Big surprise.
Lol! Don't tell me you blame the carnage that was Hurricane Katrina on a 17th century French king?
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Lol! Don't tell me you blame the carnage that was Hurricane Katrina on a 17th century French king?
Dick Cheney proposed that in a West Wing meeting two years ago, but never got traction.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Clueless about riding? Hardly. Clueless about MTBs. But that's not riding. That's attempted suicide.

I have more miles on my road bikes than you have on your friggin car kid.

By the way, you don't 'pick' on me. I grace you Johnny Lunchpail MTB Weenies with my considerable BF Presence. But don't F around, Pcad giveth and Pcad can taketh away.
Will you be getting to the taketh away part any time soon?
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Originally Posted by santiago
Lol! Don't tell me you blame the carnage that was Hurricane Katrina on a 17th century French king?
Naw, it's entirely our fault we permanentized a French mistake.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Just so you know, I rearranged the rocks in the single track rock wall crossover to make the mini rock garden easier for me to ride over today. I'm sure this is one of your ultimate MTB Weenie Sins.
Sin is too strong a word for sanitizing a trail just because you lack the skills to comfortably ride it.

The better way to describe the situation is that you are just a selfish, skill-less pu$$y with no regard for other riders who actually enjoy challenging sections of trail, rather than being frightened of them as you are.
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