born2bahick

I cheetoed an XTR rear derailluer last Sat. Actually just the stop plate that hold the tension screw is broken. the rest is just modified slightly. I wasn't going to start a thread, but since we got this one going, I'll post pics when the new part gets in.

Chris_F

The only Cheetos that come to my mind are the classic bent deraileur hanger. You know, the one that moves the deraileur over until it catches in your spokes and Cheetos the deraileur and spokes? Luckly my wheel came out of it Cheeto-free. I also Cheeto'd a deraileur hangar clean off.

Oh, and on my very first bike I adjusted the shifter cable too far and the ferrule thing came out. I Cheeto'd the threads trying to screw it back in.

YungBurke

hmm didnt take pics but broke one of my carbon bar ends into pieces after going over a log pyramid and not clearing my chainring I think. At least I did a graceful somersault when I flipped over the bars- which I would imagine to be un-cheeto

mtnbiker66

...and calling out folks for a race is sooooo weak sauce.

ed 

I Cheeto'd the rear wheel on my 1978 Schwinn roadie SS today. Dunno how that happened, but that's the way the Cheeto crumbles.

Cheeto

This can only go so far, before it gets old.
As this thread is an antynom to my name.
Cheeto stands for excellence.

dminor 

Just the point I think:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/excellence

Cheeto

? ok..
i cant believe you stickied this...

dminor 

Don't worry, it's not stickied - - just Ed's wishful thinking.

Cheeto

thats good to know.

to add to it,

I Cheeto'd my old rear speakers in my car.
spent 100 today on new speakers. they rock.

cryptid01

Son, you got a head full of sailboat fuel.

santiago

This thread is as good as stickied as long as someone Cheetos something on their bike and shows up to report it.

Cheeto

If that was the case, I wouldn't be in these overbearing classes.

junkyard

Considering how often Cheeto cheetoes things, if he would be so kind as to post them here instead of creating a thread per cheetoed component, we wouldn't have to worry about any more threads and this one would effectively be stickied.

ed 

Just pissed myself.

mtnbiker66

Post of the year!

victim

That was good. You just earned my Supermoderator vote.

lofnsjoke

soooo....speakers > new fork?

fedaykin

I had a minor crash and cheeto'd the twistlock on my Sigma cyclocomputer. Luckily the computer itself is fine despite flying about 10 feet away.

Edit: Sorry for the crappy cell phone picture, too lazy to search for my camera.

ProFail

It is of a humorous quality because "sailboat fuel" is nonexistent, implying Cheeto "is empty-headed", or in layman's terms, of low intelligence.

I'll admit it got a smile out of me.

Anyway, so how many forms of Cheeto are there? I can think of a noun form, verb, and adjective at the moment.

santiago

You are so sad. First you try to explain the joke, which should never be necessary. You then explain it incorrectly. Sailboats use AIR making Cheeto an AIRHEAD.

(In all honesty I made that up on the spot, but it does sound right.)

ed 

Thank you.

ProFail

I'd say that it can be explained either way. And my explanation was not intended for the morons who didn't understand it.

But I laughed.

rydaddy

Any class is overbearing when you've got a head full of sailboat fuel.

xcracer13

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Cheeto+Dick