Real mtbrs do not ....
1. Use water bottles..
2. Wear lycra shorts (they wear long baggy shorts).. 3. Have visor on their helmets.. Etc, etc... Did I miss anything? Hello, roadie here who's trying out mtb. I need advice on the dos and donts so I wont get yelled/ laughed at on the trails. Please help.... Thank you.... |
1 wrong
2 wrong 3 don't care a hardcore roadie who thinks they are riding fast XC will get eaten alive and left for dead by a real mtb'er |
Real mountain bikers enjoy the ride and don't care what others think.
|
Uhh, last time I checked lycra and water bottles were the way to go. At least around here. But it does depend on the discipline; the downhillier and the more technical the trails the more you'll get laughed at in lycra. So it's great for XC, okay for AM, most likely bad for FR and DH.
|
Real mountain bikers:
1) Rob the elderly; 2) Sell drugs near elementary schools; 3) Eat the souls of the weak. |
Originally Posted by JesusGarcia
(Post 7628956)
1. Use water bottles..
2. Wear lycra shorts (they wear long baggy shorts).. 3. Have visor on their helmets.. Etc, etc... Did I miss anything? Hello, roadie here who's trying out mtb. I need advice on the dos and donts so I wont get yelled/ laughed at on the trails. Please help.... Thank you.... Bottles? Sometimes. Longer rides when more than in the Camelbak bladder is needed, or racing. Or just when I'm going short and close to home and don't feel like lugging the pack. Or also think XC racing. Lycra? Some do, some don't. Wear what you like. 99% of the time I'm in baggies, but have done some long enduro races in the past where baggies would have suuuuucked. Actually, it's the other way 'round. Most "road" specific helmets are visorless, and most "mtb" specific helmets have visors. Again, wear whatever helmet fits and feels good. It's ain't rocket surgery. |
Originally Posted by junkyard
(Post 7629050)
Real mountain bikers:
1) Rob the elderly; 2) Sell drugs near elementary schools; 3) Eat the souls of the weak. real mountain bikers don't mind getting dirty real mountain bikers don't mind getting their bike dirty real mountain bikers know how to do field repairs real mountain bikers know first aid ;) real mountain bikers don't have t-rex syndrome real mountain bikers laugh |
Originally Posted by junkyard
(Post 7629050)
Real mountain bikers:
1) Rob the elderly; 2) Sell drugs near elementary schools; 3) Eat the souls of the weak. |
Real mountain bikers......
Ride Bullits and answer to '66. |
Real mtbrs do not .... take most all "advice" that they read on this hilarious forum seriously.
Lycra is only for h0m0s |
|
The photos above are a Public Service Announcement from the Road Nazi Trail Division Go F Yourself Project.
|
Originally Posted by khunningstunt
(Post 7629548)
Real mtbrs do not .... take most all "advice" that they read on this hilarious forum seriously.
Lycra is only for h0m0s Anxiously awaiting some Moab time next week. Tim tells me he's got something new to showcase. |
wrong about the first two. i wear lyrca and i kick everyones ass on the trail(most of the time)and if people make fun of me i say who just kicked ur ass up that climb and then take off and laugh as they try and catch up...
|
Originally Posted by patentcad
(Post 7629652)
The photos above are a Public Service Announcement from the Road Nazi Trail Division Go F Yourself Project.
You really don't give an "S" do you? |
Oh i think pcad gives a a huge S two infact.
|
Originally Posted by junkyard
(Post 7629050)
Real mountain bikers:
1) Rob the elderly; 2) Sell drugs near elementary schools; 3) Eat the souls of the weak. |
just have fun!
|
Originally Posted by funrover
(Post 7630555)
just have fun!
But technically speaking, there is no fun in cycling. It's complicated. |
Originally Posted by giant rules!!!
(Post 7629736)
wrong about the first two. i wear lyrca and i kick everyones ass on the trail(most of the time)and if people make fun of me i say who just kicked ur ass up that climb and then take off and laugh as they try and catch up...
|
Real mountain bikers care more about the trail ahead than what other people ride/wear/drink from.
|
Originally Posted by giant rules!!!
(Post 7629736)
wrong about the first two. i wear lyrca and i kick everyones ass on the trail(most of the time)and if people make fun of me i say who just kicked ur ass up that climb and then take off and laugh as they try and catch up...
|
Real mountain bikers drink good beer.
that is all. |
^^ I guess Im not real then..
Darn.. I was fooled for so long. |
Originally Posted by scrublover
(Post 7629085)
Sometimes, you can combine 1 and 3.
|
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:11 AM. |
Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.