World's Greatest MTB
 

Top-of-the-line, Herculite 20 Micro Alloy(*1) frame! Patented super-scrappy power(*3) 'wedge-on' drop outs! Must-see to believe! Made in USA by qualified bike technicians!(*4) Only available from Murray! Limited availability. 10,000 Mile warranty!(*2)

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[*1Micro Alloy 1/10000000% Molybdenum]
[*2 Warranty limited to the duration of one week, or 10,000 miles whichever comes first]
[*3 "Super-scrappy power is a trademark of Murray. Ohio Man****. Company, any unauthorized use of trademark is illegal. Murray will pursue all possible damages allowable by the federal and state levels, not to exceed $1,000,000 or the mandatory purchase of 20 Murray bicycles. Whichever is deemed more suitable for the crime]
[*4 Assembled in China, Japan, Korea, Singapore. Bike Technician defined as the homeless guy we found off the interstate exit]

What the **** are you talking about? Was this from craigslist?

What is happening here?

Only hacks and jerks don't know what he is talking about.

I'm glad somebody gets it.

stupid

Hey, I had one of those bikes way back when. It was a great bike ... for about a month. Then it started rapidly falling apart. I couldn't seem to put it back together. The bike shops wouldn't touch it and yelled at me for trying to bring it into there stores. I continued to ride it for another 3 years or so. Then there was an intervention and they took it away from me.

This thread died six years ago...

It's like a zombie acropolis...