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Mr_Wrench 05-22-09 10:25 PM

World's Greatest MTB
 
Top-of-the-line, Herculite 20 Micro Alloy(*1) frame! Patented super-scrappy power(*3) 'wedge-on' drop outs! Must-see to believe! Made in USA by qualified bike technicians!(*4) Only available from Murray! Limited availability. 10,000 Mile warranty!(*2)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/12698671@N02/3555059315/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/1269867...n/photostream/


[*1Micro Alloy 1/10000000% Molybdenum]
[*2 Warranty limited to the duration of one week, or 10,000 miles whichever comes first]
[*3 "Super-scrappy power is a trademark of Murray. Ohio Man****. Company, any unauthorized use of trademark is illegal. Murray will pursue all possible damages allowable by the federal and state levels, not to exceed $1,000,000 or the mandatory purchase of 20 Murray bicycles. Whichever is deemed more suitable for the crime]
[*4 Assembled in China, Japan, Korea, Singapore. Bike Technician defined as the homeless guy we found off the interstate exit]

yellowjeep 05-22-09 10:41 PM

What the **** are you talking about? Was this from craigslist?

Jordan300 05-23-09 11:15 AM

What is happening here?

ca7erham 05-23-09 11:52 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

junkyard 05-23-09 03:00 PM

Only hacks and jerks don't know what he is talking about.

Mr_Wrench 05-23-09 11:24 PM


Originally Posted by junkyard (Post 8971942)
Only hacks and jerks don't know what he is talking about.

I'm glad somebody gets it.

muzik 05-24-09 03:07 AM

stupid

OmegaWolf 11-03-15 05:47 PM

Hey, I had one of those bikes way back when. It was a great bike ... for about a month. Then it started rapidly falling apart. I couldn't seem to put it back together. The bike shops wouldn't touch it and yelled at me for trying to bring it into there stores. I continued to ride it for another 3 years or so. Then there was an intervention and they took it away from me.

Wingsprint 11-03-15 06:47 PM


Originally Posted by OmegaWolf (Post 18292232)
Hey, I had one of those bikes way back when. It was a great bike ... for about a month. Then it started rapidly falling apart. I couldn't seem to put it back together. The bike shops wouldn't touch it and yelled at me for trying to bring it into there stores. I continued to ride it for another 3 years or so. Then there was an intervention and they took it away from me.

This thread died six years ago...

osco53 11-04-15 05:40 PM

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=486243

NYMXer 11-04-15 06:02 PM

It's like a zombie acropolis...


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