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Old 06-05-09, 10:01 AM
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Friday Photo Caption Contest!

OK - - first off, my somewhat hollow apologies to calamari for doing this to him . But the photo was sooooooooooooo priceless that I have not only deemed it the Bike Forums MTB photo of the week, I decided that it deserved its own caption contest.

Best caption gets something - - dunno what yet. I know, that's lame; what kind of a contest is it without knowing there's a real prize involved, right? Maybe it will just be the bragging rights 'mongst your BF peers here. Or maybe it will be a nice little Kore Chain Reactor tensioner for your single-speed project (that is if I ever get it back from mazdaspeed - - >hint< >hint<). Or maybe it will be a matched pair of Avenir thorn-proof tubes that weigh like they came of an earthmover or something. We shall see.

Anyway, here it is; hit us with your best shot:



I'll get the ball rolling with an example:
"C'mon, PLEASE come out? I promise I won't ever call you Specialized again!"
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Old 06-05-09, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by dminor View Post
OK - -

I'll get the ball rolling with an example:
"C'mon, PLEASE come out? I promise I won't ever call you Specialized again!"
omg..lol lolololol



^^^ These are all great.... I cannot compete with the greatness...

LOL Southpark... nice one Chelboed
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