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Old 07-09-09, 10:40 AM
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santiago is a talentless hack

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Gladly.
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I don't think anyone will dispute that.
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santiago may dispute it. Though, I'm not convinced that he definitely will.
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I don't think so...he'll likely concur.
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Odds are he'll be too clueless and hacktastic to render an opinion.
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Predictably.
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Originally Posted by dminor View Post
Odds are he'll be too clueless and hacktastic to render an opinion.
Along with being too jacked up on espresso.
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Yesterday at the DJ park I pulled a switchback hack and finished it with an allongé.

I then pooped my pants.
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and the crowd went wild? or no?
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Old 07-10-09, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by santiago View Post
Yesterday at the DJ park I pulled a switchback hack and finished it with an allongé.

I then pooped my pants.
I did a 67 mile ride on my road bike in an hour. It was all uphill and my front tire was flat. So, I had to do a wheelie the whole time. It was sick.
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I did a 67 mile ride on my road bike . . . .
Exactly 67? Not 65? Not 70? Not "nearly 100?" That means you actually kept track of them? With a computer? How weak soup lame can you get?

It's Friday - - this thread needs some legs.
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Figure this out, the front wheel was in the air. The censor for the computer is mounted to the front wheel. How did I know the mileage? By spinning it with my hand at the correct RPM to match the rear wheel. How about that, pal?
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Figure this out, the front wheel was in the air. The censor for the computer is mounted to the front wheel. How did I know the mileage? By spinning it with my hand at the correct RPM to match the rear wheel. How about that, pal?
I know better; only way you'd have had the front wheel off the tarmack was if it was resting on the tailgate of a moving pickup. Poseur hack.
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