dstrong 

I thought there was a thread for funny CL ads...but here's a good one:

https://austin.craigslist.org/bik/1636983051.html

And if it disappears, here's the text...

Trek 3500 WHA? 13 inch frame! (this will make your head spin) - $125 (Central Austin)


Ok, here is the low down. This is a Trek 3500 in a 13 inch frame. Now I know that you're asking yourself "Is that really a Trek 3500 on my craigslist?" You bet your bike riding ass it is. The bike is made with all the most modern technology. Its made out of METAL that is super light aka aluminum. It has wheels. They come in the standard mountain bike size which is 26 inches. Wait, was the word Mountain mentioned in the last sentence? You bet your bike riding ass it was. This bike can CLIMB all over MOUNTAINS and ****. No joke, it seriously is a mountain bike. The bike has twist shifters for when you want to twist your gears into...OVERDRIVE! I said gears that's right. This bike comes with 3 gears in the front and 8 gears in the back. YOU DO THE MATH ON THAT! Ok I just used my calculator and it comes out to 24. This bike has over 24 different hauling ass speeds. Not even your car has that!

So if you are short(5'0"-5'5") or know someone who is growing but is in the range of 5' to 5'5" then take this bike into consideration. It can get you from point A to B and from point B all the way to the end of the alphabet(that's Z) and back around again. Hell, you could yell your ABC's while you ride because thats how fast this bike will get you there. Check out the pictures below to see this masterpiece.

craigcraigcraig

I read that yesterday, so good.

upgreydd

Whats so funny about it?