The crickets keep jumping...
11-10-04, 08:49 PM
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The crickets keep jumping...
Because they know they are going to die soon. Soon they will pay and bleed.
11-11-04, 08:26 AM
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no, hes about to go for a ride through some fields and run over some crickets
11-11-04, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by iovnow
What are they paying for then?
11-11-04, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Maelstrom
MMMM chocolate crickets
11-11-04, 02:02 PM
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Not nearly as tasty as chocolate grasshoppers 
11-11-04, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Maelstrom
Not nearly as tasty as chocolate grasshoppers
11-11-04, 04:14 PM
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If wheat is murder and meat is murder what is left to eat? If you resort to cannibalism I can defend myself.
11-11-04, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by PWRDbyTRD
keyword being crazy.
11-11-04, 05:29 PM
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wow... this thread is about as surreal as they come.. what was the point of it all again?
11-11-04, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by BurlySurly
Because they know they are going to die soon. Soon they will pay and bleed.
11-11-04, 07:27 PM
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we killed the lights and crept slowly up the street
there it was, glowing in the distance
one hell of a manger scene,
the wise men were praying, mary was as hot as ever and joseph seemed to be looking at the mules again
and no one, i mean no one was paying attention
it was a perfect time to put the plan into action
josh hopped out of the car and i stood watch
he approached the biblical scenario cautiously
one false move, and there could have easily been a large german shepherd or senile bus driver on his ass
then, with one swift movement, he snatched the young plastic christ from its hay softened crib
he turned to run and the chords were pulled from the jesus and most of the other characters causing a biblical blackout on the grubbs residence lawn
shouts of glee and laughter hastened as he returned to the car carrying a prepaid ticket straight to hell
we sped off leaving any hint of morality or goodness we ever had on the cold winter street
memories you know
there it was, glowing in the distance
one hell of a manger scene,
the wise men were praying, mary was as hot as ever and joseph seemed to be looking at the mules again
and no one, i mean no one was paying attention
it was a perfect time to put the plan into action
josh hopped out of the car and i stood watch
he approached the biblical scenario cautiously
one false move, and there could have easily been a large german shepherd or senile bus driver on his ass
then, with one swift movement, he snatched the young plastic christ from its hay softened crib
he turned to run and the chords were pulled from the jesus and most of the other characters causing a biblical blackout on the grubbs residence lawn
shouts of glee and laughter hastened as he returned to the car carrying a prepaid ticket straight to hell
we sped off leaving any hint of morality or goodness we ever had on the cold winter street
memories you know
11-11-04, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by FoX Rider
I wish I was a crazy canadian...
Originally Posted by PWRDbyTRD
keyword being crazy.
11-11-04, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by iovnow
I figured the key word would be canadian
11-12-04, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by james Haury
If wheat is murder and meat is murder what is left to eat? If you resort to cannibalism I can defend myself.
11-12-04, 07:19 AM
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After reading all of this I feel pretty good about my sanity. Man I just thought hillbillys' were nuts. 
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Like a circus monkey on a stolen Harley......
Like a circus monkey on a stolen Harley......
11-12-04, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by BurlySurly
we killed the lights and crept slowly up the street
there it was, glowing in the distance
one hell of a manger scene,
the wise men were praying, mary was as hot as ever and joseph seemed to be looking at the mules again
and no one, i mean no one was paying attention
it was a perfect time to put the plan into action
josh hopped out of the car and i stood watch
he approached the biblical scenario cautiously
one false move, and there could have easily been a large german shepherd or senile bus driver on his ass
then, with one swift movement, he snatched the young plastic christ from its hay softened crib
he turned to run and the chords were pulled from the jesus and most of the other characters causing a biblical blackout on the grubbs residence lawn
shouts of glee and laughter hastened as he returned to the car carrying a prepaid ticket straight to hell
we sped off leaving any hint of morality or goodness we ever had on the cold winter street
memories you know
there it was, glowing in the distance
one hell of a manger scene,
the wise men were praying, mary was as hot as ever and joseph seemed to be looking at the mules again
and no one, i mean no one was paying attention
it was a perfect time to put the plan into action
josh hopped out of the car and i stood watch
he approached the biblical scenario cautiously
one false move, and there could have easily been a large german shepherd or senile bus driver on his ass
then, with one swift movement, he snatched the young plastic christ from its hay softened crib
he turned to run and the chords were pulled from the jesus and most of the other characters causing a biblical blackout on the grubbs residence lawn
shouts of glee and laughter hastened as he returned to the car carrying a prepaid ticket straight to hell
we sped off leaving any hint of morality or goodness we ever had on the cold winter street
memories you know
11-12-04, 08:49 AM
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I can't help but say I found it at least mildly amusing myself... stealing a plastic jesus from someone's yard. beautiful