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Old 11-10-04, 08:49 PM
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The crickets keep jumping...

Because they know they are going to die soon. Soon they will pay and bleed.
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Old 11-11-04, 12:51 AM
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Going fishing?
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Old 11-11-04, 07:39 AM
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Going crazy?
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Old 11-11-04, 08:26 AM
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no, hes about to go for a ride through some fields and run over some crickets
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What are they paying for then?
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Old 11-11-04, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by iovnow
What are they paying for then?
inferiority and their place in the food chain.
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Old 11-11-04, 12:54 PM
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MMMM chocolate crickets
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Originally Posted by Maelstrom
MMMM chocolate crickets
You sir need mental help
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Old 11-11-04, 02:02 PM
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Not nearly as tasty as chocolate grasshoppers
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Originally Posted by Maelstrom
Not nearly as tasty as chocolate grasshoppers
I wish I was a crazy canadian...
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Old 11-11-04, 03:21 PM
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keyword being crazy.
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If wheat is murder and meat is murder what is left to eat? If you resort to cannibalism I can defend myself.
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keyword being crazy.
The 2nd amendment is the final gaurantor of liberty.A man with a gun is a citezen a man without a gun is a subject.The best example of a strict gun control country was nazi germany . The disarmed citezenry was helpless to resist Hitlers final solution. You are not crazy. Illegittemi non carborundum.
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wow...dude, ever heard of spell check?
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wow... this thread is about as surreal as they come.. what was the point of it all again?
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crickets like to jump?
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Originally Posted by BurlySurly
Because they know they are going to die soon. Soon they will pay and bleed.
so if I keep jumping my bike, does that mean I am going to die soon.
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My brain hurts...
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we killed the lights and crept slowly up the street
there it was, glowing in the distance
one hell of a manger scene,
the wise men were praying, mary was as hot as ever and joseph seemed to be looking at the mules again
and no one, i mean no one was paying attention
it was a perfect time to put the plan into action
josh hopped out of the car and i stood watch
he approached the biblical scenario cautiously
one false move, and there could have easily been a large german shepherd or senile bus driver on his ass
then, with one swift movement, he snatched the young plastic christ from its hay softened crib
he turned to run and the chords were pulled from the jesus and most of the other characters causing a biblical blackout on the grubbs residence lawn
shouts of glee and laughter hastened as he returned to the car carrying a prepaid ticket straight to hell
we sped off leaving any hint of morality or goodness we ever had on the cold winter street
memories you know
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Originally Posted by FoX Rider
I wish I was a crazy canadian...
Originally Posted by PWRDbyTRD
keyword being crazy.
I figured the key word would be canadian
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Originally Posted by iovnow
I figured the key word would be canadian
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Old 11-12-04, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by james Haury
If wheat is murder and meat is murder what is left to eat? If you resort to cannibalism I can defend myself.
that sir, would involve eating meat.
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Old 11-12-04, 07:19 AM
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After reading all of this I feel pretty good about my sanity. Man I just thought hillbillys' were nuts.
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Originally Posted by BurlySurly
we killed the lights and crept slowly up the street
there it was, glowing in the distance
one hell of a manger scene,
the wise men were praying, mary was as hot as ever and joseph seemed to be looking at the mules again
and no one, i mean no one was paying attention
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then, with one swift movement, he snatched the young plastic christ from its hay softened crib
he turned to run and the chords were pulled from the jesus and most of the other characters causing a biblical blackout on the grubbs residence lawn
shouts of glee and laughter hastened as he returned to the car carrying a prepaid ticket straight to hell
we sped off leaving any hint of morality or goodness we ever had on the cold winter street
memories you know
Now THAT, is funny
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I can't help but say I found it at least mildly amusing myself... stealing a plastic jesus from someone's yard. beautiful
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