Newsletter April 2nd Neuvation To Consolidate Bike Industry
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Newsletter April 2nd Neuvation To Consolidate Bike Industry
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Press release April First: Neuvation offers plans to consolidate the entire Bike Industry.
“It’s actually quite simple.” Quoted Neugent, founder of Neuvation Cycling. “The Bike Industry is a $6B business in the US and most corporate expenses are used for competitive purposes. Eliminate the competition and you eliminate those expenses.”
“There are a large number of super rich (Buffet, Gates) who have committed to using their money for the public good. Cycling in all of its forms, contributes to the benefit of society. Buying the Bike Industry is chump change for these guys.”
“Greater public access to affordable cycling builds communities and benefits our health. A dollar spent on exercise is two dollars lost in health care costs. Any doctor will tell you that the only magic bullet for maintaining health is exercise. The profits generated would make this a zero cost program and therefore infinitely sustainable.”
It’s too good to be true. April Fools.
Thanks for reading – John Neugent
The carbon clincher rims are due in Wednesday at noon (C45 and C55). Only 10 sets left, the next shipment is due in mid May. Take an extra 10% off through the end of the week. Discount applied at checkout.
Press release April First: Neuvation offers plans to consolidate the entire Bike Industry.
“It’s actually quite simple.” Quoted Neugent, founder of Neuvation Cycling. “The Bike Industry is a $6B business in the US and most corporate expenses are used for competitive purposes. Eliminate the competition and you eliminate those expenses.”
“There are a large number of super rich (Buffet, Gates) who have committed to using their money for the public good. Cycling in all of its forms, contributes to the benefit of society. Buying the Bike Industry is chump change for these guys.”
“Greater public access to affordable cycling builds communities and benefits our health. A dollar spent on exercise is two dollars lost in health care costs. Any doctor will tell you that the only magic bullet for maintaining health is exercise. The profits generated would make this a zero cost program and therefore infinitely sustainable.”
It’s too good to be true. April Fools.
Thanks for reading – John Neugent
The carbon clincher rims are due in Wednesday at noon (C45 and C55). Only 10 sets left, the next shipment is due in mid May. Take an extra 10% off through the end of the week. Discount applied at checkout.
