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Old 07-16-10, 03:54 PM
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someone that they need new shorts? On two recent group rides there have been riders who really need new shorts, when the sun is behind us you can see the crack of the moon. When I find my self behind someone who needs new shorts, I have to stay in front of them the rest of the ride.
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Old 07-16-10, 03:57 PM
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You don't tell them if it's a hot girl with a great behind. Otherwise, don't ride on their wheel.
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You don't tell them if it's a hot girl with a great behind. Otherwise, don't ride on their wheel.
LOL guys. If it is from a hot girl, then just enjoy the ride from behind fellas. Otherwise wear dark sunglasses so that there is no light where the sun don't shine.
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Friendly hand on the shoulder; "time for new shorts buddy".
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Friendly hand on the shoulder; "I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble on the way."
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someone that they need new shorts? On two recent group rides there have been riders who really need new shorts, when the sun is behind us you can see the crack of the moon. When I find my self behind someone who needs new shorts, I have to stay in front of them the rest of the ride.
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The key is not focusing on it. Otherwise you might accidentally put your front wheel in there like it's a bike rack.
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