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Old 01-18-06, 01:28 PM
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"No way this weighs 14.9 pounds!"

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Lance is presented with a project bike by the members of the "Weight Weenies" forum.
 
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And now...for my next race, the "Tour de Lilliput!"
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It's Knotted About the Bike
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"...finally a single testicle-sized saddle."
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"I [/B]told[B] the mechanics not to wash my bike in hot water!!!"

Or... Trek unveils their new ultra-compact geometry frame.
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How I gained 1,000 pounds after winning 7 TDFs.
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I could ride this in '06 and still beat Ullrich
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Old 01-22-06, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by baj32161
And now...for my next race, the "Tour de Lilliput!"


Now that was funny!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Snicklefritz...you beat me to it.
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But it's not July yet!
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....and tell OneRadTec that its a different colour then last years bike.
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Quote{I could ride this in '06 and still beat Ullrich}End Quote

That is just priceless!! :-)
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How about... "The kid next to me, riding this bike...will be the leader of Team Discovery at this year's tour."
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....and tell OneRadTec that its a different colour then last years bike.
yes, that was awesome.
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Does this make me look fat?
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Now that was funny!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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