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marin1 07-25-08 10:42 AM

American Beef?
 
I'm not sure about this new team

http://www.sportsya.com/english/news...=283&id=183284

timmhaan 07-25-08 10:45 AM

that's a pretty horrible name.

i would have added a coma and a question mark, to make the title a question:

"American Beef, Scott?"

marin1 07-25-08 10:46 AM

Jerseys should be awful

USAZorro 07-25-08 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by marin1 (Post 7132824)

It's what's for dinner.


:lol::lol::twitchy::lol::lol:

At least it's not a women's team. ;)

And good they're not riding this:

http://scottusa.com/service/files/im...p2ZvFLNa6c.jpg

veloGeezer 07-25-08 11:23 AM

I think it will be a psycological advantage for them when they go up against the American teams


think about it, would you want to beat your meat in a race?

Burningman 07-25-08 11:25 AM

Eddy Merckx rode for a sausage company

Beef and beef by-products a sure winner

JohnKScott 07-25-08 11:57 AM

No there's a team jersey I might consider buying!

I hope it has a big ass steer wrapped around it

:D

pumpy schwartz 07-25-08 12:03 PM

...and two chihuahuas

Alekhine 07-25-08 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by veloGeezer (Post 7133204)
think about it, would you want to beat your meat in a race?

I figure puns and jokes like these will be milked again and again until the cows come home, but I'm not going to steak my reputation on it or anything. :p

Suzie Green 07-25-08 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by Alekhine (Post 7133655)
I figure puns and jokes like these will be milked again and again until the cows come home, but I'm not going to steak my reputation on it or anything. :p

:rolleyes: As Paul Sherwen would say, "That's completely and udderly ridiculous to be steering us out into left field like that, something only a cow-ard would do!"

ultraman6970 07-25-08 12:24 PM

The new team will now be titled Scott-American Beef and will come back to the competition at the Classic of San Sebastian in eight days.

CyLowe97 07-25-08 12:26 PM

Isn't most American beef pretty much doped up with bovine growth hormone and whatnot? Seems like a perfect fit.

HigherGround 07-25-08 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by marin1 (Post 7132848)
Jerseys should be awful

And yet it will be purchased by many American men named Scott.

I'm still wondering if this is some kind of joke??? But apparently not. One can only hope that a potato company does not gain advertising space on the shorts. :twitchy:

pumpy schwartz 07-25-08 12:41 PM

may go over big with the gay crowd

Alekhine 07-25-08 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by Suzie Green (Post 7133705)
:rolleyes: As Paul Sherwen would say, "That's completely and udderly ridiculous to be steering us out into left field like that, something only a cow-ard would do!"

Well fortunately for me, Paul Sherwen can be full of baloney, spouting all that bull all the time. But it's all Kosher as long as nobody decides to grill me about it.

Paniolo 07-25-08 01:07 PM

I'd buy a jersey! ;)

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/1/R/Meatwad.jpg

marin1 07-25-08 02:01 PM

I for one find puns more annoying than funny.
Kind of like clowns.

Cromulent 07-25-08 02:19 PM

Puns are awesome.
Clowns are creepy.

HigherGround 07-25-08 02:22 PM

Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Sorry, I couldn't help it. :o

Keith99 07-25-08 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by HigherGround (Post 7134691)
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Sorry, I couldn't help it. :o

Any cycling team that had two cannibals on it would be awesome!

dsilver668 07-25-08 02:27 PM

Ok Ok now I got to wipe off my keyboard. Spewed milk out my nose. :D
Good ot hear that the team is hopefully remaining intact. no use throwing the baby out with the bath water.

LMAO Cannibles and evil clowns are cool. You could have a killer cowboy clown riding a bucking steer, now that would be a cool jersey.

Cromulent 07-25-08 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by HigherGround (Post 7134691)
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Sorry, I couldn't help it. :o

Oh, no. Don't apologize. That was hilarious.

marin1 07-25-08 02:48 PM

LMAO American Beef is a Mexican Company.

http://goliath.ecnext.com/coms2/prod...0237-page.html

HigherGround 07-25-08 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by dsilver668 (Post 7134715)
You could have a killer cowboy clown riding a bucking steer, now that would be a cool jersey.

... or a new program on Versus.

haimtoeg 07-25-08 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by marin1 (Post 7132848)
Jerseys should be awful

Hopefully not butcher's aprons.


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