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2ndGen

12-28-11 05:29 PM

Jens Voigt is the Chuck Norris of cycling.

Jens Voigt
http://www.jensvoigtfacts.com/

"The sun wears shades when Jen Voigt comes outside."

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...8353561179.jpg

Commodus

12-28-11 08:00 PM

Quote:

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Jens Voigt has been riding on the other side in which case it's white with the salty, dried tears of all the riders whose souls he has crushed.

My favourite one :D

eddiepliers

12-29-11 02:25 AM

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Jens Voigt won the Tour of Luxeumbourg by simply placing the country in his jersey pocket.

Even though this is a repost thread, this is my favorite.

xfimpg

01-20-12 07:14 PM

Chuck Norris has a poster of Jens on his bedroom ceiling.

Trsnrtr

01-21-12 10:47 AM

Chuck Norris calls Jens when he needs to have somebody's butt kicked.

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