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Would you ride in the naked bike parade?

Old 12-18-19, 01:52 AM
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Old 12-18-19, 07:43 AM
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Not a chance at my age and having family. If I won't ride a bike wearing lycra, I sure won't ride a bike wearing "nature's lycra".

Maybe when I was in my 20s before I was married and had kids, but riding with the extra kickstand would have been embarrassing.
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no way. Makes no sense to me after the first 5 minutes of "chuckle factor"
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Virtually none of the riders are naked. More like a topless ride and half the riders don't meet that criteria. If riding in shorts counts as being naked, I'd do it.
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I saw things that shouldn't even be seen.
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Not a chance, but I'd ride with them...
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Maybe, if I knew some yutz wasn't gonna spray me with PBR. WTH?
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Old 12-18-19, 07:50 PM
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Not likely. Maybe a decade ago though with enough liquid courage!
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Old 12-20-19, 03:22 AM
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I'll start. Yes. I'd definitely ride in this one!
No, not on your life!

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Watta ya mean, would I. I do everything naked. I even sleep naked.
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It's bad enough that the general public see me in a pair of tight bike shorts. So that would be a NO
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Old 02-28-20, 04:18 PM
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I wouldn't, I feel self concious as it is in a lycra kit
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this is a dumb idea for so many reasons IMO....Hard NO!
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Old 04-28-20, 09:54 AM
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I think no. I have to think about my family, coworkers, friend first. i don;t think they will appreciate such a performance.
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Old 04-28-20, 10:03 AM
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My bike is always naked when I ride it.
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reminds me of an old mad magazine. front cover had a scratch and sniff bike seat on it
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When I first started reading this site, I assumed the old jokes about "sniffing bike seats" would be flying right and left, but after spending years reading tens of thousands of posts, this is the first mention of the phenomenon that I can recall. Mad Magazine and National Lampoon got a lot of mileage out of bike seat sniffing humor BITD, I think we can do a lot better here with respect to that.
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