Thy METAL RACE Cometh! Thou Shall Bleed!
 

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reg: 7:30 race: 8:30 $10 to race. starts at mcgolrick park in greenpoint (nassau and monitor) in brooklyn.

Bring a Sparks to registration and shotgun it to receive manifest. This will be the most brutal race ever! You will bleed and you will be torn up by the end. Just being fast will not win this race. Only the one who is fastest AND most metal will win. Brush up on your ‘Lords of Chaos’ b*tches! This race will have a lot of bonus stuff and checkpoint challenges.

By the way, I know there's a lot of sXe metalheads out there who will want to do this race. We will find other ways to torture you. Bring your own gross beverage (ie. tomato juice or soy milk) to shotgun.

Don’t ask for checkpoint info cause I’m not saying. Open to all riders. If you want to donate or sponsor, pm me.

It should be "Thou shalt bleed." Just sayin.

holy crap!! that sounds awesome, I wish I could come.

i have lords of chaos. i COULD read it again.

but i think the best training is drinking more and listening to slaughter of the soul a lot (...and STILL not showering). this race is gonna rule.

possible the best training idea ever (?)

yeah, i grabbed a few flyers and a button for this at cambridge bikes...looks killer.

ReLoad April fools is on the 14th. Hope you get a good turnout with another big race in the same weekend.

Sounds like it could be a lot of fun.

Definitely have a Manowar checkpoint.

two races in one weekend would definitely be worth the trip!!!

i've got tentative plans to do both. but training for one is going to conflict with training for the other...

new york will **** you.

that flyer is sick.

I don't know why I thought this was in Boston.
New York Friday and Philly Saturday is totally doable.

what time is the philly race on saturday? we all need to figure out the best time to hop the fung wah.

...and all you bus drunks are on your own this time!

I don't see any time listed anywhere, but theres always the late bus and early bus. i dont think it would be any time before noon though...

Any of you NY kids need a place to sleep in Philly after the ReLoad race, PM me and I'll see what we can set up.

I have a place to stay in NY on Friday, but we should meet up for the bus ride to Philly.

gah. i'm currently debating about not going to class that friday morning, taking the bus from boston to nyc, racing, taking the bus from nyc to philly, racing, taking the bus from philly to boston sunday, and returning to classes monday...

its a good idea.

if i can get a place to crash in philly overnight i might consider it. though i went to philly once, drove there for a baseball game, and got lost; i was 13 or 14 maybe, so i don't know my a*s from my elbow in that city. guess it's time to start studying all those free maps i got from AAA a few years ago.

I sent you a PM about a place to stay.

A race about REAL METAL would start at midnight, which would also allow all us working stiffs from out of town the possibility of making it.

the first step of winning Metalrace is putting the race before your job.

and this way we can still make it to the graveyard by midnight.

It's been a hile, but the giant jewish cemetary on the F line didn't have any night guards last time I was so inclined to get ****ed up and sleep in a graveyard. That was maybe 4, 5 years back- don't know hwo it is now.

i live along the F-line, but i dont remember any jewish cemetaries. unless you mean the one near the vanwyck and the LIE.
also, i'm so up for some graverobbing after the race.
anyone have any chainmail i can wear for the race?

debated on making it later, but golden skeletons is right- which is more important, metal or your job? i thought so.

forgot to mention that racers should come in costume for bonus points. specifically black metal costumes with corpse paint. my friend is working on a movie documentary about the norwegian black metal scene (it will seriously blow away 'lords of chaos'). he said if i can get enough people wearing corpse paint, he will come and film it for an extra feature or something in the movie. i will be showing up dressed as nattefrost. f*ck yeah!

I DEMAND CHAINMAIL! and possibly a mace. f*ck "u-lock justice" i'm going to rep mace on a bike justice

weinerz

yeah, im def going to come to this. I was going to cut my hair, but ill wait for this.