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10-05-06, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
You know of course that is a gauntlet of challenge slapped across my face like the proverbial trout.
Don't be embarrassed; you now we all love you.
Don't be embarrassed; you now we all love you.
It is the only tape you will not get yer hands on Eugene.
10-05-06, 02:19 PM
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the 2 small fish are pilchards, the large fish that john cleese uses is a halibut.. but a trout is close enough (thank you wikipedia.)
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Originally Posted by cavernmech
If you...or anyone....can find a copy of said commercial I will put up $100 cash. Good luck boys!
It is the only tape you will not get yer hands on Eugene.
It is the only tape you will not get yer hands on Eugene.
i shall forego the $100 finders fee and instead, will put it on youtube. deal!
10-05-06, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by cavernmech
Hey T.J....Something like this but bolt on? No questions from the peanut gallery!
10-05-06, 02:28 PM
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Now to go delve into my collection of Nike commercial VHS tapes...
10-05-06, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by gokiburi
i shall forego the $100 finders fee and instead, will put it on youtube. deal!
10-05-06, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by cavernmech
Hmmmmmm....*wonders if he gave Eugene "The Tape"*
*wonders if i have THE TAPE* ..........
10-05-06, 02:40 PM
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Whoah! Christ Almighty! I just discovered I had a decent sized blood blister on the pad of my left pinkie. I accidentally paper cut right into it with a 57 page report, and blood got on EVERY page!!! Now I have to reprint them. haha
I have no idea how this happened.
I have no idea how this happened.
10-05-06, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Shiznaz
Jacking off? Put on a nintendo power glove and ramp it up to 400W.
10-05-06, 02:51 PM
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*holds off on anymore trash talk till confimation of tape possession can be verified*
10-05-06, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Shiznaz
Whoah! Christ Almighty! I just discovered I had a decent sized blood blister on the pad of my left pinkie. I accidentally paper cut right into it with a 57 page report, and blood got on EVERY page!!! Now I have to reprint them. haha
I have no idea how this happened.
I have no idea how this happened.
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Originally Posted by Shiznaz
Whoah! Christ Almighty! I just discovered I had a decent sized blood blister on the pad of my left pinkie. I accidentally paper cut right into it with a 57 page report, and blood got on EVERY page!!! Now I have to reprint them. haha
I have no idea how this happened.
I have no idea how this happened.
10-05-06, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by cavernmech
*holds off on anymore trash talk till confimation of tape possession can be verified*
10-05-06, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by cavernmech
*holds off on anymore trash talk till confimation of tape possession can be verified*
huuuuuuun where's that box of old tapes? I coulda sworn we moved it.
10-05-06, 03:08 PM
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It'll be like Trainspotting, I can see it now...
Keith will be with his special lady getting hot and bothered, "Oh wait!" exclaims Keith, "Let me put my nike commercial in the VCR so that we can get in the mood.."
"I heartily endorse this product and or service" his lady replies maniacally
He kind of walks/hobbles hunched over to the TV, grabs the worn carboard container with the video and pops it in. Keith lunges back to bed and picks up the remote, and presses play. He anxiously returns to sanding his lady's corns while the tape starts. But the rasping of the 50 grit stops as soon as it begins. Whats this? Pornography? He had thought he had already returned the porn to Eugene.... How had the porn Eugene lent him gotten into the nike commercial box?
Keith's partner becomes incensed, and starts to shriek and generally tear up the joint. Keith himself can do nothing but focus on the sinking feeling in his stomach, thinking he returned it to his arch enemy (and his porn buddy) Eugene. He is oblivious to the furiously whirling dervish going on around him and can only imagine millions of people finding out what a corporate b*tch he is on youtube and how he likes Wheel of Fortune.
Keith gets dumped, starts using heroin and then overdoses in an empty apartment with his cat.
I need to do some work....
Keith will be with his special lady getting hot and bothered, "Oh wait!" exclaims Keith, "Let me put my nike commercial in the VCR so that we can get in the mood.."
"I heartily endorse this product and or service" his lady replies maniacally
He kind of walks/hobbles hunched over to the TV, grabs the worn carboard container with the video and pops it in. Keith lunges back to bed and picks up the remote, and presses play. He anxiously returns to sanding his lady's corns while the tape starts. But the rasping of the 50 grit stops as soon as it begins. Whats this? Pornography? He had thought he had already returned the porn to Eugene.... How had the porn Eugene lent him gotten into the nike commercial box?
Keith's partner becomes incensed, and starts to shriek and generally tear up the joint. Keith himself can do nothing but focus on the sinking feeling in his stomach, thinking he returned it to his arch enemy (and his porn buddy) Eugene. He is oblivious to the furiously whirling dervish going on around him and can only imagine millions of people finding out what a corporate b*tch he is on youtube and how he likes Wheel of Fortune.
Keith gets dumped, starts using heroin and then overdoses in an empty apartment with his cat.
I need to do some work....
10-05-06, 03:12 PM
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/me stands up and claps.
10-05-06, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Shiznaz
I need to do some work....
edit: who keeps their porn on vhs nowadays anyways?!?!?!?!?!
10-05-06, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Shiznaz
It'll be like Trainspotting, I can see it now...
Keith will be with his special lady getting hot and bothered, "Oh wait!" exclaims Keith, "Let me put my nike commercial in the VCR so that we can get in the mood.."
"I heartily endorse this product and or service" his lady replies maniacally
He kind of walks/hobbles hunched over to the TV, grabs the worn carboard container with the video and pops it in. Keith lunges back to bed and picks up the remote, and presses play. He anxiously returns to sanding his lady's corns while the tape starts. But the rasping of the 50 grit stops as soon as it begins. Whats this? Pornography? He had thought he had already returned the porn to Eugene.... How had the porn Eugene lent him gotten into the nike commercial box?
Keith's partner becomes incensed, and starts to shriek and generally tear up the joint. Keith himself can do nothing but focus on the sinking feeling in his stomach, thinking he returned it to his arch enemy (and his porn buddy) Eugene. He is oblivious to the furiously whirling dervish going on around him and can only imagine millions of people finding out what a corporate b*tch he is on youtube and how he likes Wheel of Fortune.
Keith gets dumped, starts using heroin and then overdoses in an empty apartment with his cat.
I need to do some work....
Keith will be with his special lady getting hot and bothered, "Oh wait!" exclaims Keith, "Let me put my nike commercial in the VCR so that we can get in the mood.."
"I heartily endorse this product and or service" his lady replies maniacally
He kind of walks/hobbles hunched over to the TV, grabs the worn carboard container with the video and pops it in. Keith lunges back to bed and picks up the remote, and presses play. He anxiously returns to sanding his lady's corns while the tape starts. But the rasping of the 50 grit stops as soon as it begins. Whats this? Pornography? He had thought he had already returned the porn to Eugene.... How had the porn Eugene lent him gotten into the nike commercial box?
Keith's partner becomes incensed, and starts to shriek and generally tear up the joint. Keith himself can do nothing but focus on the sinking feeling in his stomach, thinking he returned it to his arch enemy (and his porn buddy) Eugene. He is oblivious to the furiously whirling dervish going on around him and can only imagine millions of people finding out what a corporate b*tch he is on youtube and how he likes Wheel of Fortune.
Keith gets dumped, starts using heroin and then overdoses in an empty apartment with his cat.
I need to do some work....
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truneo that tuned park internal nipple wrench work ??
10-05-06, 03:25 PM
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Oh right. Okay, that.
10-05-06, 03:25 PM
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'Cause we all know Steeker is the picture of normal...
10-05-06, 03:28 PM
dam this is fun !
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Originally Posted by Offhoff
'Cause we all know Steeker is the picture of normal...
10-05-06, 03:33 PM
Get the stick.
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Originally Posted by STEEKER
so how many are riding tonight**********