First Group Ride on Saturday
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The following is a must-see tutorial for anyone before a group ride. Be sure to use some of these sayings.....
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Lots of sarcasm in this thread. Ride smoothly and predictably. Keep your eyes up the road so you're ready for what's coming, but also keep the wheel in front in your vision. So as to not overlap.
And have fun.
And have fun.
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You could fall off a cliff and die.
You could get lost and die.
You could hit a tree and die.
OR YOU COULD STAY HOME AND FALL OFF THE COUCH AND DIE.
You could fall off a cliff and die.
You could get lost and die.
You could hit a tree and die.
OR YOU COULD STAY HOME AND FALL OFF THE COUCH AND DIE.
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Just to clarify, here is the full lineup of voice signals. These should be parroted immediately and repeatedly as soon as you hear them called out.
Dog! (or cat, turtle, cow, dead squirrel as needed)
Hole!
Flat!
Car up!
Car back!
Car back, single up!
Double up!
Car right!
Car left!
Stopping!
Closing!
Clear!
Clear... no NOT CLEAR! Stopping!!!
Slowing!
Rolling!
Right turn!
Left turn!
Hold your line!
On your wheel!
On your right!
On your left!
STRAVA!!!
I think that's it.Hole!
Flat!
Car up!
Car back!
Car back, single up!
Double up!
Car right!
Car left!
Stopping!
Closing!
Clear!
Clear... no NOT CLEAR! Stopping!!!
Slowing!
Rolling!
Right turn!
Left turn!
Hold your line!
On your wheel!
On your right!
On your left!
STRAVA!!!

You had me at no, NOT CLEAR!! STOPPING!!
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'Twas 45 degree day and raining, ride canceled. Today it's snowing and going to be 30-38 degrees for the rest of the week.
Won't be some time til I get yelled at boys, sorry.
Won't be some time til I get yelled at boys, sorry.
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my group down in woodstock(40 miles south of you?) had their ride in the rain, only 6 of us showed up though.