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Geezus . Sheryl Crow and Lance's mom look like sisters...

Old 06-29-05, 04:40 AM
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Geezus . Sheryl Crow and Lance's mom look like sisters...

Lets see. Sheryl Crow is like 41 and LA's mom is maybe 50 (she had Lance when she was a teenager if I recall right).

Kind of like a Fellini movie...
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......(sigh)....you're trying to get me banned from this forum aren't you!......resist Hitchy, resist......damn...what the hell.....I'll do it before anyone else does......" Maybe that makes Lance a mother f@#**r"!.......

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awwww, man....it's like the curse of the 30 year old man....you go the mall, see a really georgeous 40 year old woman and her beautiful 20 year old daughter....it confuses the daylights out of you! you don't know which one to admire the most!
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Originally Posted by Dewbert
awwww, man....it's like the curse of the 30 year old man....you go the mall, see a really georgeous 40 year old woman and her beautiful 20 year old daughter....it confuses the daylights out of you! you don't know which one to admire the most!
hehe

Don't worry man, as long as everyone's over 18 and unrelated to you... NO HARM, NO FOUL.

Of course, going up to them and asking if EITHER ONE of them would like to go to a movie later might get you smacked!
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Take them both!
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Actually, that was the photo from the last stage of the Tour de France last year. I was sitting at home and saw them standing there and nearly gagged. They just don't look like sisters, they look like twins...

Gross.

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Originally Posted by koffee brown
Actually, that was the photo from the last stage of the Tour de France last year. I was sitting at home and saw them standing there and nearly gagged. They just don't look like sisters, they look like twins...

Gross.

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When I was in school, a professor was showing us the results of a study on male/female attraction. He had black and white photos that showed the middle portion of male and female faces, centered on the eyes. Males were strongly attracted to the photos that most closely resembled their mom. Females strongly attracted to the photos that most closely resembled their dad.

Luckily for me, my mom had nice eyes...

I've been thinking of following Lance's example and dating women who are ten years older than I am. Unfortunately, there are no "old folk's homes" in my neighborhood. Actually, most of the women older than me are "residing" over at "Mt. Olive Memorial Gardens". So add to the list of reasons to never get old: hard to get a date.
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Yeh, mom's pretty hot. I wonder if Lance bought her some plastic surgery.
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Lance's first wife also resembled his mother a lot! Lance has issues when it comes to women. I am not blameless - my boyfriends all seem to have the same profession and look alike.
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Or maybe just plain and simply good living. It is completely possible. Both of my parents look at least 10-20 years younger then their real age. I don't think anybody would ever accurately guess their age even knowing that they are older then they appear.
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Sheryl Crow is 41?!

just googled it...shes 43. never thought she was that old.
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Originally Posted by Sincitycycler
Lets see. Sheryl Crow is like 41 and LA's mom is maybe 50 (she had Lance when she was a teenager if I recall right).

Kind of like a Fellini movie...
I wonder if Cheryl will sign up with a rival team next year and be banned from the Lanceapalooza for "disloyalty?"

And yeah, they look kind of alike...Since I'm not related to either one of them, I'm thinking "Cinemax moment for old Z"
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Originally Posted by indie kid
Sheryl Crow is 41?!

just googled it...shes 43. never thought she was that old.
Old? That's not old. That's when a cool woman gets REALLY sexy, junior!
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Originally Posted by Hitchy
......(sigh)....you're trying to get me banned from this forum aren't you!......resist Hitchy, resist......damn...what the hell.....I'll do it before anyone else does......" Maybe that makes Lance a mother f@#**r"!.......

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Nice. Since that word isn't even considered profanity in Oz...good on you, mate.
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Originally Posted by zensuit
Nice. Since that word isn't even considered profanity in Oz...good on you, mate.
Reminds me of that American Party movie
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Originally Posted by alanbikehouston
When I was in school, a professor was showing us the results of a study on male/female attraction. He had black and white photos that showed the middle portion of male and female faces, centered on the eyes. Males were strongly attracted to the photos that most closely resembled their mom. Females strongly attracted to the photos that most closely resembled their dad.

Luckily for me, my mom had nice eyes...

I've been thinking of following Lance's example and dating women who are ten years older than I am. Unfortunately, there are no "old folk's homes" in my neighborhood. Actually, most of the women older than me are "residing" over at "Mt. Olive Memorial Gardens". So add to the list of reasons to never get old: hard to get a date.
Don't fret . Remember the old joke?

Q: How are women like dog turds?

A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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Originally Posted by Kayakado
Lance's first wife also resembled his mother a lot! Lance has issues when it comes to women. I am not blameless - my boyfriends all seem to have the same profession and look alike.
You would think that LA would have BIGGER issues with men since his father abandoned him when he was a toddler...
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Originally Posted by zensuit
Old? That's not old. That's when a cool woman gets REALLY sexy, junior!
Amen to that. 40 is the new 30 you know.
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Originally Posted by koffee brown
Actually, that was the photo from the last stage of the Tour de France last year. I was sitting at home and saw them standing there and nearly gagged. They just don't look like sisters, they look like twins...

Gross.

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Um- they're both beautiful, accomplished women. Plenty admirable. How's this gross?

Maybe he should only date short, doughy women with black hair?

He's not dating his mom, he only favors her style.

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Doesn't Lance's ex also look like Sheryl Crow?
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Originally Posted by lala
Yeh, mom's pretty hot. I wonder if Lance bought her some plastic surgery.
I was thinking the same thing. Her face looks like the skin on a high hat drum. Nothin' wrong with a little nip/tuck as long as you don't end up lookin' like what's her name ...Phylis Diller
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Originally Posted by gapowermike
You are the master thread killer.
As opposed to a Master Baiter?
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Originally Posted by zensuit
I wonder if Cheryl will sign up with a rival team next year and be banned from the Lanceapalooza for "disloyalty?"

And yeah, they look kind of alike...Since I'm not related to either one of them, I'm thinking "Cinemax moment for old Z"

Wait a minute. Is Lance's MILF actually one of Donald Trump's viceroys? Yes!
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Originally Posted by indie kid
Sheryl Crow is 41?!

just googled it...shes 43. never thought she was that old.
I turned 44 yesterday. I'd like to think that's not old.

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