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Proof Positive--Lance IS human!

Old 07-08-05, 12:40 PM
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Proof Positive--Lance IS human!

Ok, admit it, who else saw Lance relieving himself in today's stage? See, I knew he was human.




Unless, of course, he was just purging the air bubbles from one of the many hydraulic lines that run throughout his incredibly lifelike ROBOT SHELL!!
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Old 07-08-05, 12:48 PM
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Haha
Did he get off the bike or did he have a tube LOL

I'm sure they can invent something awesome for people to use so they can pee/poo while riding
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I didn't catch it today but the cameras caught him stopping for the same a couple of days ago. Of course this gave the commentators a reason to go into a long explanation of how the pros don't attack when a guy has to stop for nature etc. etc. etc.

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Old 07-08-05, 02:41 PM
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He didn't stop this time-just pulled over to the right, about 5 men back, and coasted while George held his seat steady. They were doing about 48 km/h I think.
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Heh, you just have to watch out for bumps. Could get messy and I'm sure it isn't a very good lube for your chain.
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