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07-15-05, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by ke422azn22
yo batman, look at kirk's toes. Shes got the biggest TOES in the world, and tiny lil toenails. It must have been eaten away by toe fungus or something. She cant even afford to get a professionally done pedicure, or maybe its just a huge genetic flaw. I wouldnt eat cookies next to that thing, even if she paid me, and baked them cookies herself.
yawn.
07-15-05, 11:09 AM
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rofl keazn, thats the funniest thing I ever heard. If her toes look that bad, I cant imagine what her face looks like.
07-15-05, 11:17 AM
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Where did this take place?
07-15-05, 11:30 AM
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That is about the lamest photoshop cut and paste I have seen in this forum. You are supposed to be a computer geek and thats it? A bunch of pics of you on your trainer pasted over so pilfered ride pics???
Poor.
Poor.
07-15-05, 11:37 AM
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I think this is what "ke422azn22" has in mind to curl up with in bed.
07-15-05, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by galen_52657
That is about the lamest photoshop cut and paste I have seen in this forum. You are supposed to be a computer geek and thats it? A bunch of pics of you on your trainer pasted over so pilfered ride pics???
Poor.
Poor.
photoshop lmao, you are a ******. Those pics are from https://www.marathonfoto.com. They were taken professionally for the seattle to portland bike ride. Come to seattle, i will own you with my bike anyday. EASY.
BTW: People who accuse others of photoshoping pics = jealous sore losers, who wish they were in that pic.
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07-15-05, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by ke422azn22
you are a ******. i will own you with my bike anyday. EASY.
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07-15-05, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ke422azn22
she knows very well that biking, and video games are very high in my prority list, from the first time we met.
07-15-05, 12:13 PM
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even if i dont give my woman anything, she'll still marry me when i get my pH.D
They really need to incorporate some upperbody work out on a bike lol. I told her id gain 20 pounds of pure upper body over summer, but it sure doesnt look like im on track. Have you seen one of those bikes, where the gear is upper body, and you use your arms to pedal ? hahha, that would be bad ass doing 200 miles with just ur arms.
They really need to incorporate some upperbody work out on a bike lol. I told her id gain 20 pounds of pure upper body over summer, but it sure doesnt look like im on track. Have you seen one of those bikes, where the gear is upper body, and you use your arms to pedal ? hahha, that would be bad ass doing 200 miles with just ur arms.
07-15-05, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ke422azn22
photoshop lmao, you are a ******. Those pics are from https://www.marathonfoto.com. They were taken professionally for the seattle to portland bike ride. Come to seattle, i will own you with my bike anyday. EASY.
BTW: People who accuse others of photoshoping pics = jealous sore losers, who wish they were in that pic.
BTW: People who accuse others of photoshoping pics = jealous sore losers, who wish they were in that pic.
07-15-05, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by mrballistic
i still would love to know how you really got the higer rez versions of the pix so quickly.
email sharon at skoelblinger@chappell.com (marathonfoto chick) and she will send you the enlarged pics. You have to ask nicely.
07-15-05, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ke422azn22
Lol, i was so gonna do that, but I barely passed the big looking buff guy, and didnt have time to get ready for the two hand raise. The rails on the side were kinda narrow, I didnt wanna crash and look like an idiot.?
Originally Posted by ke422azn22
Its called, i slept with the girl who works for photomarathon. Whats her name, Sara i think?
07-15-05, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ke422azn22
BTW: People who accuse others of photoshoping pics = jealous sore losers, who wish they were in that pic.
07-15-05, 12:29 PM
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hey doid23, sup buddy.
considering ~99% of forumers here are guys, do you know what a joke is newbie?
When im on the internet, im having fun, and amusing myself, since its a slow week atwork. Ur just a newbie hater whos also a sore loser.
ask any girl, they would much rather be in seattle, than Virginia LMAO. Your state has been in economic slump for decades. Go back to work on your textile plant. Hopefully you will save enough for a bike next year.
As opposed to people who post pictures of themselves and ask woman how sexy they are, the're not losers, there really cool guys who aren't insecure, egomaniacal losers. Those lucky women in Seattle.....
When im on the internet, im having fun, and amusing myself, since its a slow week atwork. Ur just a newbie hater whos also a sore loser.
ask any girl, they would much rather be in seattle, than Virginia LMAO. Your state has been in economic slump for decades. Go back to work on your textile plant. Hopefully you will save enough for a bike next year.
07-15-05, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by KirkeIsWaiting
This gal's opinion:
There isn't anything even remotely sexy or appealing about you.
I'm sorry to have to tell you.
You're not funny, you're not brilliant and you'll never eat cookies in my bed.
There isn't anything even remotely sexy or appealing about you.
I'm sorry to have to tell you.
You're not funny, you're not brilliant and you'll never eat cookies in my bed.
Hahahah Aweome!!!! Ya and you got (chicken legs)^2. Looked like a fun race though!
07-15-05, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ke422azn22
even if i dont give my woman anything, she'll still marry me when i get my pH.D...
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07-15-05, 12:42 PM
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I don't know what's worse; the original poster or the people who respond to him... don't feed the troll.
07-15-05, 12:48 PM
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haha (I prefer very intellectual girls anyways)
By the way I don’t like KEAZN420blahblahs post because joke or not, he sounds quite conceited. If he was proud of himself pictures would have been posted up minus the whole I’m too sexy bit, and then he should have waited for the nice compliments to spill in. But his post had an inverse effect.
Also, perpendicular angular force is an easily understandable concept :].
By the way I don’t like KEAZN420blahblahs post because joke or not, he sounds quite conceited. If he was proud of himself pictures would have been posted up minus the whole I’m too sexy bit, and then he should have waited for the nice compliments to spill in. But his post had an inverse effect.
Also, perpendicular angular force is an easily understandable concept :].
07-15-05, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ke422azn22
Come to seattle, i will own you with my bike anyday. EASY.
BTW, I am sure you did 200 miles @ 20 MPH with one water bottle... sure you did... right....
07-15-05, 12:58 PM
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Exactly! He does look soft....verging on the Pillsbury Dough Boy. He should come to Laguna Beach and ride with the Rads. I guarantee he'll get a major lesson in humility. Oh, I forgot to mention it's all mountain bikers. Wore down Rasmussen when he tried to ride here.
07-15-05, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ke422azn22
considering ~99% of forumers here are guys, do you know what a joke is newbie?
When im on the internet, im having fun, and amusing myself, since its a slow week atwork. Ur just a newbie hater whos also a sore loser..
When im on the internet, im having fun, and amusing myself, since its a slow week atwork. Ur just a newbie hater whos also a sore loser..
Originally Posted by ke422azn22
ask any girl, they would much rather be in seattle, than Virginia LMAO. Your state has been in economic slump for decades. Go back to work on your textile plant. Hopefully you will save enough for a bike next year.
07-15-05, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Doid23
Man, your good. And the "save enough for the new bike" line? Money, pure gold. You're the best.
07-15-05, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by galen_52657
Son, any day you wish to compete, I will school your short, soft, sorry, semi-sumo-wrestler-lookin arse. I school you going up, going down and on the flats sonny... no problemo...
BTW, I am sure you did 200 miles @ 20 MPH with one water bottle... sure you did... right....
BTW, I am sure you did 200 miles @ 20 MPH with one water bottle... sure you did... right....
yup, ur right 1 water bottle. There are stops every 20 miles to fill water, why would you carry more weight than you need?
at the moment, im trying to put on 20 more pounds. So yes, im gonna look big compared to most pure riders. There is this thing called "upper body" work outs too you know
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Originally Posted by Laguna
Exactly! He does look soft....verging on the Pillsbury Dough Boy. He should come to Laguna Beach and ride with the Rads. I guarantee he'll get a major lesson in humility. Oh, I forgot to mention it's all mountain bikers. Wore down Rasmussen when he tried to ride here.