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Hair thru bib tights

Old 09-26-21, 07:41 PM
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Hair thru bib tights

It was a bit cooler here over the weekend. So I was wearing bib tights. Was surprised to see all this hair coming the the tights. Is this a sign that they are cheap and wearing thin? Or is this normal. I suppose it doesn't matter. But I do start to look a bit like a gorilla.
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Old 09-26-21, 08:02 PM
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Might be time for a bit of manscaping. Since I have never seen this phenomenon before, can’t say if the shorts are too worn or not.
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I canít even tell what that is a photo of.
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Now I won’t be able to get that image out of my head today.
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Old 09-27-21, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by tempocyclist
Or at least:


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Old 09-27-21, 06:03 AM
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Those bibs are thread-bear.
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Old 09-27-21, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghazmh
Now I wonít be able to get that image out of my head today.
I was expecting something much worse.
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Old 09-27-21, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by bikecrate
I was expecting something much worse.
Curlies?
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Old 09-27-21, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by WhyFi
Curlies?
Best not to dwell on it too much.
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Time to break out the clippers!
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Electric shaver used after being dressed to ride = perfect length
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Kinda normal.
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Not with my morning coffee!

That is cruel man. Cruel!
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no. it ain't normal. all you jokers, stop it. hair is not supposed to be coming out of any shorts on any person any place. no. no. no. jeeez. get rid of 'em.
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Old 09-27-21, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by indyfabz
I canít even tell what that is a photo of.
Consider yourself lucky.
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I will never get as close to you as your camera was. So I will never know.
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Old 09-27-21, 12:26 PM
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I really hope you were wearing the bibs when you took the picture. If not, they're way overdue for a run through the washing machine.
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Old 09-27-21, 01:31 PM
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funny, seems this is the time of year when I think about shaving the legs more so than the summer, just for this reason (and applying embro is easier)
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Originally Posted by indyfabz
I canít even tell what that is a photo of.
I too wonder whether the surface depicted in the photograph is supposed to be the interior or exterior fabric of the aforementioned bibs. If the latter, at least the OP has not claimed some sort of vortex inducing aerodynamic advantage.
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Old 09-27-21, 08:06 PM
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the shorts or the hair?
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Old 09-28-21, 06:36 AM
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Yeah those non-shorts need replacing.

Meanwhile you blokes need to give the OP some respect, he's one of the founding members of this forum, having joined in 2000. Many of you were just pups when he began contributing here. Pups, I tell you.
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At least his guads appear to be massive. It's not really noticeable from a regular distance. The way he was describing it, I thought it would be chia pet level.

I wonder if other unshaven riders will be checking their legs for fur poking through. Similar to the old joke about hair growing in your palms.

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Originally Posted by seypat
At least his guads appear to be massive. It's not really noticeable from a regular distance. The way he was describing it, I thought it would be chia pet level.

I wonder if other unshaven riders will be checking their legs for fur poking through. Similar to the old joke about hair growing in your palms.
If you have massive “guads”, see your doctor immediately. It will make riding far more comfortable.
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