Ummmm - love hurts?

These are the best ever, thanks for the laugh.

Don't take this the wrong way, halimec05, but I wonder how our female forum members would feel about that:

"Umm, excuse me, Miss....I've been riding behind you for the last mile or so, intently watching your hips rock back and forth, and....."










OWWW! Stop macing me!!!!! I was talking about your saddle height!!!!!! Medic!!!! Man down!!!!!

Umm. Now I'm curious. Why are you surprised that women riding bikes are decent and in shape? Isn't that what riding bikes is all about?

Now a question for you lot.

What are we lot supposed to say when we see a surprisingly decent, in-shape sorta guy riding along?

I broke the ice with my current GF when I heard her talking about Star Wars.


:o

Jack, you are a gay italian, with elvis look a like hair. You will die a virgin.

:D LOL

How about:

"Say, excuse me, I've been riding behind you for about a mile, watching your hips rock back and forth and...."

STFU troll, I thought you were banned. Are you attempting to insult me, or my Johnny Cash avatar? Get a clue.

wow quick response. Do you live on this forum? YOu call me the troll, yet you have nothing else to do but be on bike forum 24/7. Get a life?

Hmm... it seems you just made six other insulting posts to various threads in the last 8 minutes. I am so hurt.

Says he that responded 1 minute after... Kettle to pot, kettle to pot, come in pot! :roflmao:

Agreed. :D

I think a hi/hello + a question would suffice...

A phone number(on a slip of paper) will be better ;)(pinch...)... Eh sorry I was day dreaming....

wow, 500 ppl really? Can you name then? If you do, ill give you a cookie.

In case you dont know, there are actually a lot of ppl that are cool with me on the forum, and i go riding with some of them.

you call me loser, but loser at what? I dominate you on a bike, and I have a better job.

Impressive. You have discovered the secret to happiness. Please, if you want to continue trading insults,
please do it via PM, I seriously doubt the mature members of this forum want to read our childish diatribes...

Originally Posted by jbonusA married man always has more confidence


You mean...a married man who gets it. LOL!

Corsaire :p

ur not mature, ur just, old hairy, and slow.

no, im not gonna use PM, you could just stop my posts. You agonize over words on the internet? ROFL whos the true loser?

Well, since I assume you're talking specifically to me :o Just say hi!

Well, as this thread has degenerated, I'm not sure if another recently married woman's opinion is wanted/needed...

1) Don't hit on me, unless you are within 15 years of my age. This means under 37. I've gotten used to it now, but men old enough to be my father (or worse grandfather) kinda creep me out when they're obvious about it.

2) Don't give tips-ie cadence, positioning etc. unless the lady asks.

3) If she agrees to ride in the same direction for a bit, let her pull too. It shows you see her as an athlete not just a girl, and that you have good communication skills!

4) And please, please, please, don't act all shocked if a girl can keep up with you. Yes, it's nice to be complimented on riding ability, but it can come off as condecending, and some women may be more touchy about it than others.

It doesn't matter what you say...if you're decent looking in spandex you could start talking about toe nail fungus and guys will be entralled by the fact that you're paying attention to them.

"Hi - great day isn't it? If you'd like, you can hang on my wheel for while - - - as long as you take your turn next!"

Then just hope you can hang on when it's her turn in front!

Fighting a headwind, how about:

"The only good thing about riding into the wind is that your farts don't ride along with you.. Nice bike btw, I see it's made in Tawian, only the best for you, huh? :D"

Note, the above is to be used only by married men who wish to eliminate all possible temptations:)

Konyak

:roflmao:

"Oooh baby, I love your frame geometry," he said in his best Barry White voice...