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Old 02-13-23, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by rjones28
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I managed yet again to avoid being required to wear glasses while driving, even though I invariably wear glasses while driving, or doing pretty much anything. My vision is the kind where I can see everything pretty clearly, but I can't read it.
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Originally Posted by bampilot06
Is this what I should expect for my first colonoscopy?
If you're sitting in a chair for a colonoscopy, you're doing it wrong.
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Originally Posted by genejockey
I managed yet again to avoid being required to wear glasses while driving, even though I invariably wear glasses while driving, or doing pretty much anything. My vision is the kind where I can see everything pretty clearly, but I can't read it.
They frown on reading while driving anyway.
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I am too young for this thread.
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Originally Posted by Mojo31
Colonoscopy is cake.

Prostrate exam is where they really stick it to you.

Beware the ham fisted, fat fingered, doc with a smile as he pulls on the glove.
Prostrate? Usually they tell you to lie on one side.
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Originally Posted by genejockey
Prostrate? Usually they tell you to lie on one side.
The insidious spell checker at work again.
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Originally Posted by Mojo31
They frown on reading while driving anyway.
Then what's up with that screen with all the words on it, where the vents used to be?
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Originally Posted by bampilot06



speaking of Canada.
Gonna swim across and defect?
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Originally Posted by Velo Vol
There's some quaky stuff out there. I wouldn't post any of it, obviously.
Quaky stuff reminds me of Quake 3. Which reminds me I was thinking of getting Far Cry 5.
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Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets
Gonna swim across and defect?
He has a plane.
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Originally Posted by Mojo31
Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet.
Love that one. Arizona's own Linda Ronstadt is on it.

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Originally Posted by Velo Vol
He has a plane.
I don't think grand theft aeroplane is a good way to start your new life in the great white north.
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Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets
I don't think grand theft aeroplane is a good way to start your new life in the great white north.
It's not like flying a MiG to the West to defect. Whatever he's flying, they have them in Canada, too.
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Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets
Gonna swim across and defect?

they won’t take me.
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Originally Posted by Velo Vol
What wouldn't be too long for you? A 90-second TikTok?
Depends
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Originally Posted by Velo Vol
There's some quaky stuff out there. I wouldn't post any of it, obviously.
So you say...
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lord gun has some good prices on deeda carbon bars.
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Why is minimum insertion a complicated topic for some people to grasp?!?
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Why is minimum insertion a complicated topic for some people to grasp?!?
Prolly for the same reason that "don't insert" is a difficult concept for some people to grasp.
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lord gun has some good prices on deeda carbon bars.
Also for 105 Di2 groupsets. Until I started reading about potential duty and customs fees/issues.
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Originally Posted by bampilot06
they won’t take me.
I get it.
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Originally Posted by Mojo31
They frown on reading while driving anyway.
Why do they keep putting up signs?

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Originally Posted by Velo Vol
What wouldn't be too long for you? A 90-second TikTok?
Speaking of TikTok, holy moly!!!

https://www.tiktok.com/@aleksandrapa...08467466718469

https://www.tiktok.com/@aleksandrapa...08467466718469
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Originally Posted by datlas
Why is minimum insertion a complicated topic for some people to grasp?!?
Let me know, when you find out.
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Why do they keep putting up signs?

Bonus points for AZ signage.
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