Am I a retrogrouch?
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Some of them do look pretty clean with the internal cable routing. I don't dig the relaxed, beach cruiseresk frame some have or had. I like brifters, but the cables splayed all over the front bothers me a lil bit- like it's more acceptable for a mtb to look like that to me, or maybe a cx bike. Those cranks look like they belong on an excersize bike, though. I like five spoke style old school ones. On the same light; I don't like most mtb cranks either for similar reasons. Gimme a mix and match of old and new, like mid00s bikes I guess. I'm the same way with cars, like; I like the Charger, S550 Mustang and such on the outside, hate everything else outside the drivetrains on the inside.
My 2019 mtb with mechanical SRAM X01 is however a cluster-f*** of cables at the front! My next mtb is definitely going to be e-shift for this reason alone, both rear mech and dropper.
I simply don't have a problem with the look of modern drivetrains, or classic ones either for that matter. But I wouldn't mix and match them. To me they both look fine on their respective bikes. Perhaps a chunky looking modern drivetrain would look a bit over-powering on a delicate steel-framed bike, while a retro-classic shiny mechanical drivetrain, complete with period DT shifters would look ridiculous on a modern carbon aero-frame. But I do like this modern-retro styled bike from OPEN:-

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All those 40 years of crankset advances for this? Evolution or devolution? Obvious or blind.
Fugly exists as fugly deceives itself. And always will.
Fugly exists as fugly deceives itself. And always will.

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Looks pretty standard issue these days. The problem is probably that it is not shiny metal, which I prefer.
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The cranks are bilaterally symmetrical around a like drawn through the crank spindle and the BB spindle, just like most cranks. If you want to see asymmetrical cranks, let me suggest the Dura Ace AX/EX cranks:

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I love silver or grey chain rings because they hide wear better, but I am concerned whether those spindly crank arms can handle it when I put my head down and dial up my watts into the very low three digits.
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The original comment was that a silver crank w drilled rings was - something to the effect of - a freshman machinist' hobby project.
The black modern single ring crank represents 40 years of potential advancement for aluminum design/machining.
Full stop.
We get bulk for minimal improvement in stiffness, which is more likely possible because of improved bottom brackets (over square taper). And weight reduction with single ring, resulting in very large cassettes. I must concede that modern stress analysis & design capability makes modern al cranksets more suited for all the sprinters who dial up 1000watts at every town line sprint and away from stops.
Also, not a aluminum alloy expert - so maybe modern Al alloys are stronger, lighter, etc.
But who cares - the Road Forum should consider any aluminum crank obsolete, when CF is where it's at today.
Fugly is a matter of personal opinion. Are these fugly? Or any? Or all? What do you see?

black is not just new.

The black modern single ring crank represents 40 years of potential advancement for aluminum design/machining.
Full stop.
We get bulk for minimal improvement in stiffness, which is more likely possible because of improved bottom brackets (over square taper). And weight reduction with single ring, resulting in very large cassettes. I must concede that modern stress analysis & design capability makes modern al cranksets more suited for all the sprinters who dial up 1000watts at every town line sprint and away from stops.
Also, not a aluminum alloy expert - so maybe modern Al alloys are stronger, lighter, etc.
But who cares - the Road Forum should consider any aluminum crank obsolete, when CF is where it's at today.
Fugly is a matter of personal opinion. Are these fugly? Or any? Or all? What do you see?

black is not just new.


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But mine are fuglier, imho
never mounted, either.
I think the 'category' for me keeping them is politely called (by retrogrouches) Wallhanger.


Rare and unique!
never mounted, either.
I think the 'category' for me keeping them is politely called (by retrogrouches) Wallhanger.



Rare and unique!

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I may be a Retrogrouch
I may be a Retrogrouch because I have an overwhelmingly strong preference for the following components, which are mostly disappearing from Bike Shops.
- Frames & forks made from lugged or welded up seamless Steel, Titanium or Aluminum tubing.
- Aluminum clincher wheel sets w/ 36 spokes each.
- Larger width road tires
- fully exposed brake & shift cables.
- Rim brakes.
- Mechanical derailleurs.
- Quill pedals.
- Zefal nylon toe Cups.
- Frame mounted pumps.
- Frame mounted water bottle cages.
- Bar & seat bags.
- Bells.
- Bar end mirrors.
- Padded bike shorts.
- Fingerless gloves.
- Old tee shirts.
- Comfy sneakers
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I may be a Retrogrouch because I have an overwhelmingly strong preference for the following components, which are mostly disappearing from Bike Shops.
- Frames & forks made from lugged or welded up seamless Steel, Titanium or Aluminum tubing.
- Aluminum clincher wheel sets w/ 36 spokes each.
- Larger width road tires
- fully exposed brake & shift cables.
- Rim brakes.
- Mechanical derailleurs.
- Quill pedals.
- Zefal nylon toe Cups.
- Frame mounted pumps.
- Frame mounted water bottle cages.
- Bar & seat bags.
- Bells.
- Bar end mirrors.
- Padded bike shorts.
- Fingerless gloves.
- Old tee shirts.
- Comfy sneakers
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I don't see any difference as far as ride-ability between any form of bike parts, regardless of the "time" period they are associated with/as. So no one has any claim over anyone else as what is "best".
Enjoying what you DO ride .....isn't that the point ?!
That nonsense of "whose is better" reminds of third grade ..... "my peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than yours because I used Skippy !" Hahhaha .... really ? Then someone comes out with peanut butter and jelly combined in one jar and says theirs is best. Then someone comes out and calls their PB "natural" and says it'even better and if you don't eat ours you're a retro-peanut-butter.
Yeah whatever ..... just enjoy your sandwich ..... sheesh. Nobody really cares what brand or type of PB you're eating.
Enjoying what you DO ride .....isn't that the point ?!
That nonsense of "whose is better" reminds of third grade ..... "my peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than yours because I used Skippy !" Hahhaha .... really ? Then someone comes out with peanut butter and jelly combined in one jar and says theirs is best. Then someone comes out and calls their PB "natural" and says it'even better and if you don't eat ours you're a retro-peanut-butter.

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I simply don't have a problem with the look of modern drivetrains, or classic ones either for that matter. But I wouldn't mix and match them. To me they both look fine on their respective bikes. Perhaps a chunky looking modern drivetrain would look a bit over-powering on a delicate steel-framed bike, while a retro-classic shiny mechanical drivetrain, complete with period DT shifters would look ridiculous on a modern carbon aero-frame. But I do like this modern-retro styled bike from OPEN:-

There is nothing retro in style that I see.
It's a carbon frame and fork with 1x drivetrain using a carbon crank and and hydraulic disc brakes. Oh, and it uses a seatmast and top clamp.
Maybe I am missing something?
To be clear, I really love the lines of this bike.
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How is this a 'modern retrostyled bike'?
There is nothing retro in style that I see.
It's a carbon frame and fork with 1x drivetrain using a carbon crank and and hydraulic disc brakes. Oh, and it uses a seatmast and top clamp.
Maybe I am missing something?
To be clear, I really love the lines of this bike.
There is nothing retro in style that I see.
It's a carbon frame and fork with 1x drivetrain using a carbon crank and and hydraulic disc brakes. Oh, and it uses a seatmast and top clamp.
Maybe I am missing something?
To be clear, I really love the lines of this bike.
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For the first time in 45 years of being active in sport cycling I am not planning in upgrading to the latest generation of 12 speed equipment so sadly I assume retrogrouch is now applicable.
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But if you were in the market for a new bike, would you deliberately NOT go 12-speed like a true retro-grouch?