Good substitue for chamy creme?
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Good substitue for chamy creme?
Have some friends who swear that Suave hair conditioner (any type will do) works as good as chamy buttr. I am one of those that like to use a good chamy creme but so far have been reluctant to use hair conditioner out of fear it may do some harm to the chamy or cause sudsing in the washing machine. I am about out of but buttr and would like to not have to shell out $15 for another tube if not necessary. Any ever used hair conditioner before?
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Originally Posted by Jakey
Finish Line white bearing grease.
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Jell-O?
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"Suave.. don't hate me becuase I'm beautiful, my Ass hair used to have a mind of its own...."
"I don't spend a fortune on my ass hair, but Suave makes me look like I do"
"I don't spend a fortune on my ass hair, but Suave makes me look like I do"
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Originally Posted by Smoothie104
"Suave.. don't hate me becuase I'm beautiful, my Ass hair used to have a mind of its own...."
"I don't spend a fortune on my ass hair, but Suave makes me look like I do"
"I don't spend a fortune on my ass hair, but Suave makes me look like I do"

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https://www.originaludderbalm.com/udderbalm/
And it is available online!
I've "herd"
that it is LA's secret weapon.
Rhumb
And it is available online!
I've "herd"

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This is gonna get bad, real fast.

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Originally Posted by Smoothie104
"Suave.. don't hate me becuase I'm beautiful, my Ass hair used to have a mind of its own...."
don't usually like or need to put stuff on my butt, BUT hair conditioner works really well for the leg shaving. leaves skin nice and smooth, plus you don't have to put lotion on afterwards.
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Originally Posted by dog hair
wasn't it pantene..? kelly le brock or whatever her name is.
don't usually like or need to put stuff on my butt, BUT hair conditioner works really well for the leg shaving. leaves skin nice and smooth, plus you don't have to put lotion on afterwards.
don't usually like or need to put stuff on my butt, BUT hair conditioner works really well for the leg shaving. leaves skin nice and smooth, plus you don't have to put lotion on afterwards.
yeah, damn, I was wrong on the first one...
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it's ok, don't feel too bad. i'm just fortunate in that i have alot of extra memory space in my head that should have been used on stuff like...oh...learning.
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Desitin...not just for diaper rash! "protects chafed skin and seals out wetness" Works for me!! And you can pick up a tube for less then $5.00.
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Originally Posted by classic1
Makes sense. After all, a chamois is ball bearing, and ball bearings need grease

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Originally Posted by Jakey
Finish Line white bearing grease.
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Like said above Udder Cream.. They sell it at Trader Joes if you have one local to you.. It is 3.99 for a pretty good size jar.. This is also known as Udderly Smooth...
https://www.drugstore.com/products/pr...oth_udder_crea
https://www.drugstore.com/products/pr...oth_udder_crea
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Udderly Smooth, all you can carry out of wal mart for less than $10 most likely
(please dont' start the walmart debate in this thread)
(please dont' start the walmart debate in this thread)
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Vaseline or those baby diaper rash creams. There is actually one better than desitin but the name scapes me right now. I steal it all the time from our newborn supply.....
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I just got a free sample of Boudreaux's Butt Paste in the mail. I couldn't resist the idea of Cajun butt ointment. I haven't needed any of this stuff yet--or at least since I got the right saddle in the right position--but I'll carry one of the samples with me just in case. God, this is a funny thread. Sorry this post was so unfunny.
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