I dropped some poser wearing a yellow jersey!
09-08-05, 08:04 PM
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I dropped some poser wearing a yellow jersey!
He was on a Trek, and after I dropped him, I waited for him behind a tree, and when he came by I threw a stick in his spokes, and then I kicked him in the face, and then I bent his bike in half (with my bare hands), and after that I made fun of him for wearing his yellow jersey, that poser! Who does he think he is. The audacity! To think that someone would wear a yellow jersey without winning it!
09-08-05, 08:06 PM
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next time, try not to be so violent.
09-08-05, 08:24 PM
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Hey Guys, you wouldn't believe what some A$$hole did to me today.......
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Originally Posted by Patriot
Hey Guys, you wouldn't believe what some A$$hole did to me today.......
09-08-05, 08:29 PM
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I guess this is a 'gag' thread, but.....
there's a couple of guys around here who "Australia" outfits, and one guy who wears a world championship jersey
there's a couple of guys around here who "Australia" outfits, and one guy who wears a world championship jersey
09-08-05, 08:30 PM
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Maybe a family member bought it for him as a present thinking he would like it, not knowing that wearing the yellow jersey is frowned upon by the cycling community. Family/ friend noobs
09-09-05, 07:52 AM
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Would it be OK if I bought a plain yellow Pearl Izumi jersey? I wanted blue to match my bike but the guy at the LBS recommended yellow so cars would see me better. Is it just the color yellow that brings out the vitriolic attacks (like waving a red cape at a bull) or does it have to be a yellow jersey that looks like the TdF one?
For the record, I only got to keep my jersey one day. I crashed the next day and the paramedics cut it off me. When I buy a replacement, should I avoid yellow at all costs? And, do you think my crash just due to yellow jersey bad karma?
For the record, I only got to keep my jersey one day. I crashed the next day and the paramedics cut it off me. When I buy a replacement, should I avoid yellow at all costs? And, do you think my crash just due to yellow jersey bad karma?
09-09-05, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by yeager
Maybe a family member bought it for him as a present thinking he would like it, not knowing that wearing the yellow jersey is frowned upon by the cycling community. Family/ friend noobs
Sounds like you missed the point of this thread.
09-09-05, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by mooger
He was on a Trek, and after I dropped him, I waited for him behind a tree, and when he came by I threw a stick in his spokes, and then I kicked him in the face, and then I bent his bike in half (with my bare hands), and after that I made fun of him for wearing his yellow jersey, that poser! Who does he think he is. The audacity! To think that someone would wear a yellow jersey without winning it!
09-09-05, 10:43 AM
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Haha this loser saw R600DuraAce make an 8 page thread, and he wants to do the same......hahaha loser...
edit: it's 17 pages now...
edit: it's 17 pages now...
09-09-05, 12:58 PM
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I don't think R600DuraAce did any Kung Fu kicking the in the face or bending in half of bikes! I am a bike bending machine, and we'll see who the loser is when my bike works perfectly and yours is folded over because of my immense strength.
09-09-05, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Barista
Would it be OK if I bought a plain yellow Pearl Izumi jersey? I wanted blue to match my bike but the guy at the LBS recommended yellow so cars would see me better. Is it just the color yellow that brings out the vitriolic attacks (like waving a red cape at a bull) or does it have to be a yellow jersey that looks like the TdF one?
For the record, I only got to keep my jersey one day. I crashed the next day and the paramedics cut it off me. When I buy a replacement, should I avoid yellow at all costs? And, do you think my crash just due to yellow jersey bad karma?
For the record, I only got to keep my jersey one day. I crashed the next day and the paramedics cut it off me. When I buy a replacement, should I avoid yellow at all costs? And, do you think my crash just due to yellow jersey bad karma?
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This thread just isn't as funny, sorry moogs.
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weak thread
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People, you have been warned.
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Read this, done that, this is getting old. Let's try the "beat yo moma on my tricycle" thread for awhile and leave the poussers alone for a day.
09-09-05, 06:42 PM
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It just isn't as much fun without an object of ridicule who comes back asking for more.
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Originally Posted by mooger
He was on a Trek, and after I dropped him, I waited for him behind a tree, and when he came by I threw a stick in his spokes, and then I kicked him in the face, and then I bent his bike in half (with my bare hands), and after that I made fun of him for wearing his yellow jersey, that poser! Who does he think he is. The audacity! To think that someone would wear a yellow jersey without winning it!
