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Road Cycling “It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.” -- Ernest Hemingway

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Old 02-07-06, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by EURO
...You mean like in the US there's still racial segregation and you all sit on your verandas in a rocking chair?...
Nope, we make wannabe racers sit in their own section
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Old 02-07-06, 01:25 PM
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Can anyone please explain how Ned Flanders' physique can go from a large bellied, plump, Jarrod look-alike when he wears everyday clothing, to a buff, sculpted, bulked up stud when he pulls his shirt off or wears skin-tight lycra?

Same question for Groundskeeper Willie...

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there's also a shower scene whereupon Ned's huge member is unveiled.
 
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And what would they say if they saw you holding the magazine open to the page with the naked woman selling helmets?
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Originally Posted by EURO
You mean like in the US there's still racial segregation and you all sit on your verandas in a rocking chair?
Do I have a veranda? I don't have a veranda. I don't think I have a veranda. What is a veranda? Nope, I don't have a veranda. Do I? I am not sure. Is a veranda a bike? I don't have a veranda.
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Originally Posted by Fox Farm
And what would they say if they saw you holding the magazine open to the page with the naked woman selling helmets?
At least they wouldn't question my orientation!!!!
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Originally Posted by EURO
Water is more expensive? WTF are you talking about? You mean like in the US there's still racial segregation and you all sit on your verandas in a rocking chair?

BTW - the picture you talk of with Nico Mattan - hilarious. That 'mavericks' issue of the magazine was brilliant. Sometimes ProCycling is more entertaining in the off-season.
Don't really remember the exact reason they told me, maybe water was rationed in some places, or the hot water would run out quickly. The point is the europeans seem more nonchalant about same-sex nudity situations than everywhere else.

It's not like in Europe you folks are holding hands singing the cumbaya, regardless of race. If anything you all are behind the US in matters of race relations. Need proof? the riots in France.
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