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Am I the only one?

Old 03-13-06, 04:56 PM
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Am I the only one?

Maybe this has been asked here before...

Am I the only one that feels like a sexy beast all decked out in the gear and on your bike? I mean seriously, real men wear spandex right? I'm probably a little off in the head but when I get done riding I have to check myself out and say "Damn, check out those ripped legs all defined" all defined in the spandex shorts.

And of course my wife is usually sitting there as I'm doing this rollong her eyes at me bringing me back in check.
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yes you are the only one.
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...and if you ain't sweating, rub some baby oil down your hairless thighs and calves....
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No matter how sexy you feel, you're nowhere near as sexy as Biker Fox:


Teh Sexy!
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Originally Posted by Sprocket Man
No matter how sexy you feel, you're nowhere near as sexy as Biker Fox:


Teh Sexy!

that makes me regurgitate my wine.
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Originally Posted by Jesus Christ
that makes me regurgitate my wine.

Don't get any on the Judas bastard. He's been grouchy lately.
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Originally Posted by Sprocket Man
No matter how sexy you feel, you're nowhere near as sexy as Biker Fox:


Teh Sexy!
Not what I had in mind for sexy. As a matter of fact that's one creepy looking character.
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Sounds like a healthy case of OCP to me!
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I dunno, I had several young chicks headin to the shore for spring break honk and wave at me today so... we must be sexy!
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Originally Posted by C4Byke
I dunno, I had several young chicks headin to the shore for spring break honk and wave at me today so... we must be sexy!
I seem to remeber someone saying in the BF that some college chicks gave him a nice pat on the touche as he was waiting at a light.

You're right we must be sexy!
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I don't think it's possible to see just one photo of "that spandex guy." Here's the one I keep in my wallet.
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lol, who is this guy in these pics?
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Originally Posted by C4Byke
lol, who is this guy in these pics?
Just some BILF. (Biker I'd......)

Don't forget to wear your tights in winter!
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I just had someone walk into my office while I was looking at that... This is sooooo wrong.
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I feel much more legit now with shaved legs.
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stupid sexy Flanders!



that guy looks like Gallagher after a sex change.

 
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Seriously, as a woman who rides, I think a man in tight lycra shorts is as good as it gets.
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Well, first of all, my wife used the word "transvestite" while I was modeling my new bibs!! And now, she thinks her suspicisions are confirmed because she saw me looking at the above photos!! Thank god I am narcissistic enough to love my own legs!! LOL
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Forgot to post this before:

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Originally Posted by crackerjab
Maybe this has been asked here before...

Am I the only one that feels like a sexy beast all decked out in the gear and on your bike?(
I think you might be. I can honestly say I've never thought you were a sexy beast.

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Thanks for posting those pics of the creepy dude in tights, I have never laughed SO HARD! ridiculously funny!!
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don't forget that dude in the red skinsuit

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Wow. So wrong.
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I feel sexy in spandex. I feel sexy in anything.
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Sing it with me now....

"I'm,
Too sexy for my bibs.

Too sexy for my bibs."

Who did that song anyway....."Too sexy for my shirt" or some nonsense like that....
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